20 Works by average_lasagna
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Part of him is missing.
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Probably be gone by tomorrow, alien like him.
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roadside prayer by average_lasagna
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
30 Dec 2023
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Bart makes her way.
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- Part 2 of the dog bites back
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A detective and a dead man walk into a bar. The detective locks the door.
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Jackie dies on a Tuesday.
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o sweet rot by average_lasagna
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
08 Jul 2023
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It's the end of the world. Ken follows protocol.
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- Part 1 of the dog bites back
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Day 1: "I want Rusty Lake crossovers." by average_lasagna
Fandoms: Rusty Lake | Cube Escape (Video Games), Supernatural
02 Oct 2021
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"Hey, Cas, you ever heard of a Laura Vanderboom?"
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- English
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- 2,091
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- 20
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The hood of Weevil’s car is hard and uncomfortable. He’s leaning against it, feet planted firmly on the ground and eyes staring forward, arms crossed over his chest. A year ago, Logan’s mother jumped off this bridge. Months ago, Felix bled out fast. Tonight, Veronica sits cross-legged next to Weevil, and she isn’t sure what to say.
“Do you ever think about the end of the world?”
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An exploration of the Hargreeves and the side effects of superpowers.
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"God, I hate this thing. What kind of clock has a mirror in it, anyway?"
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In which Dale murders Laura and accidentally befriends her, in that order.
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- Part 2 of the extended death of laura vanderboom
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“You’re exactly the same, do you realize that? You love to distance yourself from him, but you are just like your father.”
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a short fic about living powerless in Hollow Life
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He could tell Laura was rolling her eyes as she tipped her head back, resting it on his shoulder, baring her neck further. "I'm getting bored, Dale. Kill me. You know this is how it has to be."
"Is it?"
"'One of us will die," she said, "and the other will be enlightened.' Welcome to the enlightenment of Dale Vandermeer. Now, kill me."
Another version of him was on the shore, agony and confusion on his face. Fucking paradoxes.
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- Part 1 of the extended death of laura vanderboom
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Prompt: Uther getting bitch-slapped
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no big thing to bleed for love (no miracle in being breakable) by average_lasagna
Fandoms: Galavant (TV)
09 Apr 2020
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prompt: "The way I feel when I'm with you..."
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prompt: Sid and Galavant sharing a drink.
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leave your sorrow to the water (and your laughter to the night) by average_lasagna
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
31 Mar 2020
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The past found ways to bleed through.
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After nearly drowning in a city pool, Freya finds herself wondering about her place in her suddenly strange modern world.
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Merlin lives on. He has no other choice.
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Gwen smiled at him. He couldn’t help but think that it suited her, that smile. It was beautiful. She was beautiful.