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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    11 Jul 2026

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


     

    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    10 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so so very good

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    Stick to your guns, Ilya thinks. Sex. With Hollander. That’s simple. Straightforward.

    Except nothing about this night has been straightforward. The more time he spends with Hollander, the more he wants him - and not just the sex. He wants it all: the reading glasses, earnest ramblings, moral compulsions. The sweetness Hollander tries to hide. The way he holds back from almost everyone, even from himself, but never from Ilya.

    ***
    or: After Vegas, Ilya knows he should end it with Hollander. He likes trouble, yes. Doesn’t mean he likes feeling scraped raw by wanting impossible things. Then they are marooned together at an airport for a very long, very strange night during which Ilya begins to suspect – shakily, reluctantly – that they might be… something.

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    09 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so RICH and CINEMATIC

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    After coming out as gay to Yuna and David and launching the “boyfriends” label, Shane comes out one more time, this time as a werewolf. I present to you, 5 times Ilya Rozanov loves his werewolf boyfriend + 1 encounter with a vampire.

    ~~~~~

    “Knowing you better could never make me love you less. I want to see you. You've given me the gift of seeing more of you.”

    Shane’s eyes widen at the words. The thought that Ilya not only tolerates, but wants his vulnerability fills his heart with warmth. The thought that Shane’s awful secrets --being a werewolf, and even being gay-- are gifts to Ilya is mind-shattering. Shane wants to give his boyfriend everything at this moment. If Ilya wants to see him, Shane wants to show him.

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    02 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO CUTE AND FUN

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    At an adoption fair, Anya selects Ilya Rozanov to adopt her. But Anya comes with her own built in best friend, a black cat who has selected Shane Hollander as her new cat dad. What follows is, in no particular order: a brief fake dating scene, the animals parent-trapping our heroes, weekly dinner dates so the animals "don't miss each other," cat-sitting, a lot of yearning, and finally a love confession.

    A regular guy AU where an unlikely animal friendship brings Ilya and Shane together (magically? it's unclear).

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    01 Jul 2026

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    When Shane takes a hard hit on the ice, he wakes up three days later to find his reality has been shattered. But the truth is, it wasn’t reality at all. Just an elaborate set of false memories conjured by a brain injury. 'False memory syndrome' they call it. Shane calls it a nightmare he couldn't have imagined.

    Or

    Shane doesn’t have amnesia. Instead, he wakes up wanting his boyfriend only to realize his brain concocted a bunch of fake memories of a nine year situationship and Shane has no idea how to live in his actual reality that Ilya hasn’t been a part of. Luckily, Ilya is…curious.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Yuna Hollander's phone gets hacked, and her messages get leaked.

    Everybody runs to read her messages with Shane, who she has lovingly saved as Favourite Son.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

    (Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    20 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So cute and sweet

  11. Public Bookmark 73

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    Yuna and David Hollander raised a perfect son, a born star. But even stars are lonely up in the sky. They've always been worried, Shane tends to have tunnel vision, and a discipline that always isolated him.
    Then came Ilya, the menace, Russian playboy, grade A asshole. It took exactly a week for the family of three to become a family of four. The corridors in the house had new column of photos, dining room lined with new frames, an extra cupboard filled with new clothes.

    Yet, the reality didn't change. Despite the reputation, Ilya was as isolated as Shane was. Or so Yuna thought until her door bell started ringing again and again and again and the entirety of Boston and Ottawa roster shows up at her door to plan the wedding....

    May God give her patience because if she gets the strength she'll kill the 20 or so adults crowding her living room like a bunch of ducklings looking up at her as their mother duck.

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    20 Jun 2026

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  12. Public Bookmark 52

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    “What’s the matter? You do not like sunshine weather?” Ilya asks, partially chirping, partially genuinely curious.

    “Dude, it’s fucking Florida,” Connors snorts derisively.

    “Fuck Florida, it’s Tampa,” St Simon adds with an eye roll.

    Ilya's pretty sure he's missed something.

     

    OR:

    Ilya Rozanov's accumulated knowledge regarding each and every one of the 50 US states.

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    19 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 32

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    "As a player Ilya was fast and often reckless and sometimes aggressive, chirping and taunting anyone who got in his way, skirting the rules shamelessly and using his lethal charm to get his way.

    As a driver Ilya was fast and often reckless and sometimes aggressive, chirping and taunting anyone who got in his way, skirting the rules shamelessly and using his lethal charm to get his way.

    And Shane was actively contemplating murder."

    or: After the cottage Shane is finally allowed to see Ilya in the real world. They are friends and they have the charity. They are in love. Everything is even more wonderful that Shane could ever have imagined.
    Except that now he has to get into a car together with Ilya. And Ilya is driving.
    Nothing has prepared Shane for what lies ahead

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    19 Jun 2026

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    What begins as a sweet nickname quickly becomes a Russian language crisis involving affectionate suffixes, grammatical gender, tomato-based endearments, and an increasingly alarmed Shane trying to figure out the rules before Ilya can invent three more.

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    18 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    DELIGHTFUL mini vocab lesson

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    Today 3:57 PM

    Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

    Today 10:18 PM

    Lily: what

    Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, Ilya officially hates Hayden Pike, and there’s a new “girl” coming to the Montreal Met-Hoes chat.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    INCREDIBLE long zombie foc

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    11 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sooo funny

  18. Public Bookmark 71

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    Scott Hunter hasn't killed anyone in a long time, but when Dallas Kent gets a mistrial despite mountains of evidence against him, he can't resist. Someone has to serve justice after all.

    Shane Hollander has a new hobby: he is obsessed with trying to find out who is killing all these hockey players. It's a great distraction from the backlash after he came out. But he has to admit that he's not really that upset that the greatest homophobes in the league start to disappear one by one. But that all changes when Ilya goes missing. Suddenly he is racing against the clock to save the man who is admittedly the love of his life.

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Come back to this!

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    Life after Heated Rivalry from Yuna's POV, with lots of texting.

    Technically a sequel to "Shane's Lily", but you don't need to read that in order to understand this.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    08 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Left off at 31

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    "He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"

    "You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.

    "Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."

    Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

    -

    or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.

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    29 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

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