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cheat codes to nuke your unfilial disciple’s concurrent business (stealth edition!) by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2026
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The Court Official Servant Slutting Brigade (a deeply offending and UNFEMINIST moniker to refer to the excellent professional staff of imperial household maintenance that Tialang-jun ought NOT to use, thank you!) has a clear prospect winner on the race towards the Emperor’s sacred loin.
To no one’s surprise, It’s Shen Qingqiu’s Shizun demonic lookalike.
Or: ‘Master Huang’ is such a low-effort, low-reward surveillance scheme; Luo Binghe can do better in his sleep. While Shen Qingqiu was having fun on his monster studies thesis tour of the Abyss, his Shizun was studying subterfuge, innovating infiltration and perfecting pretense to uncharted levels of deceptive deviancy, even for demonic ethical sensibilities.
Fanfanfiction of Like A Tooth From A Mouth (I Leave A Hole). Canon divergence in chapter 88.
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In the harrowing tranches of mediocre compulsive heterosexuality, Alex used to be Yoba’s strongest soldier, and she made it all Seb’s problem.
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The death of a nation could not stop the Uchiha from dominating the international market as Konoha Village's greatest local produce export.
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let slip the spoils of war by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
23 Dec 2025
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“Why kill your enemy,” the grandmaster mused, bone white fingers resting on Chrom’s hair, “when you can make a dog out of them instead?”
Chrom bit his arm to the blood.
Or: A loose chrobin Captive Prince!AU, two years down the line.
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no ethical consumption under jun-wuism by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2025
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As far as Her Highness the Eldest Princess of Xian Le, the beloved Flower-Crowned Imperial Noble Consort was concerned, ‘Body in abyss, heart in paradise’ should be carved on the ceiling of every marital bed in the palace.
The lowest-ranked concubine in exile at the furthest margins of the inner palace would like to respectfully disagree. In retrospect, marital beds aren’t so bad after sleeping on piles of filthy rags in a ditch for fifteen years. That spoiled little Imperial Noble Consort truly didn’t know her luck!
(Or: the imperial harem/courtesan hualesbian AU no one asked for.)
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“Et si vous aviez un fils caché qui retire l’épée, maintenant qu’elle est plantée?”
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no bechdel tests were injured in the production of this homoerotic clownery by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
16 Jun 2024
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If drugging young ladies secretly posing as dashing detectives to get away from their attention was an art, Li Lianhua would be the undisputable master of the discipline.
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- Part 2 of lesbian mlcb clusterfuck AU
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i’d crave for the gravy of your soul by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
08 Jun 2024
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There’s a ghost in Lotus Tower’s kitchen.
Or: a look into Fang Duobing’s thoughts in the beginning of episode 40.
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je n’appelle pas je sais qu’il vient by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
15 May 2024
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In the history of overly spoiled, sheltered young masters cut loose in the martial world, none have ever been so ill-equipped to survive the real world than the one who has stumbled between Li Lianhua and the gang of thugs on his tail.
“Resurrect the dead?” The worst recruit of Baichuan Court exclaims, wide eyed with unwarranted admiration and practically quivering out of sheer excitement. “You can do that? Isn’t that amazing?”
Or: Fang Duobing pulls out the theatrical performance of a lifetime. Li Lianhua gets a taste of his own medicine.
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- Part 2 of stupid mlcb time travel AUs
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Madam Di, take the wheel! by atomicmuffin for justthereforit
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
15 May 2024
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“Sect Leader Li! Your.. er… your wife is waiting for you!”
Li Xiangyi almost drops the unconscious prisoner he carried on his shoulder. “My what?”
Or: Li Xiangyi’s awful, horrible, no good, very bad day only goes downhill from there on. The Sigu Sect as a collective isn’t doing so well either. Di Feisheng, on the other hand, appears to be having a great time.
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- Part 3 of stupid mlcb time travel AUs
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pavlov’s dog never had it this hard by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
23 Mar 2024
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If Di Feisheng had known she could become the sort of person who preside meetings to argue about rice storage and gets around a table to sign pacts of non-agression with her eternal rival, she would have unambiguously told the three kings to fuck off when they came up with the idea to unionize the lawless scoundrels the martial world rejected instead of leaving any room for interpretation in her contemptuous silence.
Or: the Jinyuan Alliance was a mistake, nasty women edition (complimentary).
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- Part 1 of lesbian mlcb clusterfuck AU
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empiric experimentations on the ethical and emotional whiplashes of therapeutic practices in dual cultivation: preliminary results of a double-blinded clinical trial by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
22 Mar 2024
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The implicit rules of gentleman discretion commands that, should one’s cock end up in another’s mouth for emergency medical purposes, both parties ought to tactfully pretend the unfortunate incident never happened afterwards and erase it entirely from their memory.
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the mortifying ordeal of being known, and other indignities Li Lianhua would have been spared if he just stayed dead by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
08 Mar 2024
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No matter Di Feisheng’s claims or Shan Guadao’s intents, Li Xiangyi’s greatest rival and worst enemy has always been, and always will be, Li Xiangyi. If Li Lianhua had any dignity left, he would have had the good grace to keel over and die the moment his younger self decided to seduce Fang Xiaobao away from his depraved old master.
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- Part 1 of stupid mlcb time travel AUs
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alleged reports of sexual misconduct in the martial world: an essay on the follies of gender fuckery witchcraft in the court of Public Opinion, or how Liangyi Fairy’s survival eventually ruined (Former) Sect Leader Li’s reputation, sanity and life by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
23 Feb 2024
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On the day a young and pretty wife replaces the young and handsome disciple that has clinged to Li Lianhua's sleeve for the past five years, the majority of the martial world collectively let out a sigh of relief. No one will have to turn a blind eye to the blatant flirting in the middle of a murder investigation any longer. No one will have to pretend ‘husband’ is only a term of endearment between two very, very close sworn brothers anymore. At last, propriety, righteousness and the natural order of life has been restored!
A smaller but significantly more proactive part of the martial world starts planning for an execution instead.
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"My ship needs a barman," said no pirate captain ever.
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A wise man catches rabbits with snares, bees with honey and masters with elaborate schemes involving brothels and their blind courtesans, intel collected through several months worth of stalking, rumors carefully manufactured in order to attract the attention of local soul-shifter assassins, blackmail attempts and shameless begging, in that exact order.
Or: How Jang Uk snatched his master in a world in which Jang Gang found Cho Yeong before Jin Mu and raised her accordingly.
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the heir of a throne of nothing, of nothing but failure by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
07 Jul 2023
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Her last resort trip to Mount Lanayru the day of her seventeenth birthday fails to meet expectations. Therefore, Zelda takes upon her to set new expectations for herself, and to drag the Hero of Hyrule into her ill-advised decision.
Or: What is Zelda doing? Her best, probably.
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- Part 2 of ill-advised decisions universe
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thirty-six thousand five hundred days, four marriages plus one divorce, one defection, three-and-a-half funerals and at least three different Zeldas later by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
09 Jun 2023
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Ill-advised decisions can survive post-apocalyptic worlds for a very, very long time when cared for properly. Impa wasn't going to let Princess Zelda's ill-advised decision die early under her watch, at least not before it had the opportunity to make ill-advised decisions of its own.
Or: Link finds himself gallivanting across Hyrule in the company of his great-granddaughter. Unknowingly.
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- Part 1 of ill-advised decisions universe
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fools of yesterday, marauding at the edge of seventeen by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2023
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The year is 1978, the looming threats of NEWTS and civil war alike lurk in the corners of Hogwarts corridors, and, in the middle of the impending chaos, someone thought it was a good idea to make Jane Potter head honcho.
Or: a month in the lives of Jane Potter, Lyra Black, Selene Lupin and Polly Pettigrew.
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All is well in Atlasdam. All is well in Atlasdam. All is well in Atlasda-