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    did you know the liberty bell is a replica silently housed in its original walls?

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Despite all the chaos brought upon by their large family, Blaster and Soundwave wouldn’t have it any other way.

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    With the truce now firmly in place following the defeat of Unicron, the Autobots and Decepticons work to usher in a new era of peace in the newly established Autobot City while Cybertron heals. The Constructicons take this opportunity to finally try to find ways to court the Autobot's brilliant and beautiful second-in-command. After some not-so-successful attempts, Scavenger comes up with a novel idea based on old Praxian customs and decides to court Prowl in a way ripped straight from one of Thundercracker's trashy romances. Well, things couldn't get any worse, right? What did they have to lose?

    Prowl is mortified. Jazz is a good Amica. Sideswipe is highly amused. Bumblebee just wants to make a pizza. Somehow, everything works out in the end.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “Blaster: Communications Specialist.”

    “Yessir.”

    “Query: explain current position?”

    “What, you think a sound system can’t run out, guns blazing?”

    Blaster has never seen Soundwave’s face, but he’s pretty sure the mech is deadpanning at him.
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    or; what's better than being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet? Being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet alongside a bot who Blaster swears by Primus' sacred aft is an off-brand version of himself.

    (Soundwave disagrees, but that's besides the point.)

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    11 Jul 2026

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    “You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”

    “Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–

    “Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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    or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"

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    11 Jul 2026

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    “Your comm link,” Blaster says, holding out a servo as if expecting Soundwave to physically give him a solidified version of his comm link. “We can’t just go about without communication. We’re communication bots, Soundwave. Come on now, get with the program before I change the channel.”
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    or; Soundwave is stuck on a ship without a working engine. Blaster is also stuck in a ship without a working engine. The ship that Soundwave is stuck on is the the same ship Blaster is stuck on. It's the same ship. They are stuck in the same damned ship. Soundwave wonders what will win; the urge to fry Blaster's circuits - method of madness pending - or the need to eject himself out of the airlock.

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    11 Jul 2026