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no nut kinkvember day 18: kellogg’s cornflakes
After some chewing and swallowing, Kazunari looks contemplatively at sols bowl. "Omimi, did you know the guy who invented cornflakes did it to stop people masturbating?"
The whole scene is just like Kazunari—a terribly simple meal, a ridiculous fun fact, charming and smart all the same. It makes Omi smile. Kazunari often makes him smile. "No, I didn't know."
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rarepair week day 6: opening night. two old friends catch up.
The split second of silence punctures the conversation. Air rushes in, filling the room with clarity that wasn't there before; knowledge from forbidden fruit. Kasumi is suddenly aware of their proximity; of their location, tucked away in this corner. Aware she’d admitted her attraction and Syu had asked for more. Aware the night isn’t over yet, and it glimmers with possibilities she’d never thought to consider.
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retelling of the fight in chapt 12.
I’ll see her. I won’t. She’ll fight me. She’ll ignore me. Chiyo loves it. Loves living on the thin edge of a razor, loves the hope and despair and intensity of it all.
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a3 pride exchange 2025 gift for azura @simpforOCnMC!
“Don’t laugh at me,” Banri grouches, but it’s clearly for show. “Kidding. I just got caught off guard.”
“It’s okay. I’m sorry.”
“No more apologies. I mean,” Banri starts again, “I don't remember much about making teruteru bozu as a kid either, but we can make them together when we get back. I know I’m not, like, your parents so it's not the same, but if you wanted to learn.”
It’s not really about the teruteru bozu, but the offer isn’t really about that, either. Banri trying to cheer him up means more than Sakuya can express. “I’d love to,” Sakuya says, his chest warm and gooey. “Thank you.”
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bouquet in a distant universe ep 1, the soundtracks:ensemble zine. leftovers still available!
He wants to be a good pirate. But he’s never really wanted to be a pirate.
He knows why Doug didn’t appoint him first mate.
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in penis (in pieces fanfic) by assortedporn (assortedwords), assortedwords
Fandom 魔法使いの約束 | Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku | Promise of Wizard (Video Game)
03 Apr 2022
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Seven Days of IDOLiSH7mas! by ackermanx, ansutazu (orphan_account), assortedwords, astrogenus, mikharlow, willowhispery
Fandom IDOLiSH7 (Video Game)
24 Dec 2018
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a3 week with bantaiju. i write about them with each other and other people, because why not. (complete! here's a thank you note!)
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morning sun by hot_girl_burner_account
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
20 Oct 2021
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Roy walks Riza home after a wedding, and she's wearing this dress, and he might as well come up for some tea, and it's getting late, and the roads are icy, and they both run out of excuses.
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18 Jul 2026
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He shouldn’t be acting this way. He’s made more girls cry than he cares to count. But somehow, for some reason, things feel wrong this time around.
It’s because it’s Taichi, he thinks distantly. Taichi is different.
A confession makes Banri's head spin out of control.
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12 Oct 2025
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From Brigid With Love by Poetry
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
17 Jul 2025
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Fódlan doesn't have words or concepts for the ways that the Black Eagles feel and love, but Brigid does. Petra writes to her friends about the queer stories and rituals of her homeland.
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14 Sep 2025
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“‘When you’re ten it’s imaginary friends and make-believe in the sandlot. When you’re twenty, they call you dangerous and wild and a genius, and it’s all very sexy and fun. But then you’re thirty—bam!’ Izaya tips his own head back, index finger a trigger beneath his chin. ‘They diagnose you with a mental illness and throw pills at you.’”
Shizuo’s realizing that he still has a lot to learn about the man called Orihara Izaya.
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13 Mar 2018
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hush, hush, hush, blush, blush, blush by nilikhangdiwa for assortedwords
Fandoms: A3! (Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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Juza needs to ask Banri a question about a certain someone. Banri really doesn't give a shit, but fine, Hyodo, what is it?
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12 Jul 2025