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He locks onto Invisigal like a homing missile and grabs her by the shoulders, heart racing and blood pounding in his ears. “Vis. Did you seriously do what I think you did?”
The woman in question is currently not meeting his glare, instead electing to stare directly below his navel. “Do you think your dick got bigger?”
His nostrils flare and his eye twitches. “Courtney,” he snarls, exasperated. He hooks a finger under her chin and forces her gaze onto his. “Did you seriously steal Blonde Blazer’s source of power on a fucking bet?”
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Invisigal makes a bet and wins. Robert suffers the (blonde) consequences.
Canon divergence where you don’t date Blazer or Visi in Episode 4. (Let me cook.)
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polarity by architexts
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Aug 2024
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Wade keeps secretly sticking magnets to Logan. He's not happy about it.
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“You know, he really is taking it well,” Shadowheart says. “Usually a spell like this provokes a lot more screaming.”
Astarion has an unexpected reaction to a fear spell in the hag's den. Karlach tries to help.
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Wyll has met vampire spawn before, all of them monstrous, but he's always liked to think there were good spawn out there somewhere not engaging in mass murder, that maybe monster hunters didn't see good monsters because good monsters weren't the ones out killing people.
Wyll hopes Astarion will be one of the different ones.
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Wyll is half asleep when he clambers out of his tent for a quick midnight piss. He stumbles only a little into the treeline, cussing at the branches now getting tangled in his new horns, to find a suitably out of the way but not far off tree, with bushes to offer some level of coverage and privacy. He shuts his eyes with a sigh, untying his breeches and pulling his cock out and–
Oh. Oh, that feels strange.
He blinks his eyes open, raising his free hand to rub the sleep out.
There are spikes and ridges on his cock.
Spikes. And ridges.
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Written for Wyll Week Day 1: body changes
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“Bat Astarion,” said Minsc slowly to himself. “Batstarion?”
A hush went over the room.
“Oh no,” Astarion chittered. “No. This is not a thing. I refuse to allow this to spiral even more out of control than normal. You’re all a bunch of weirdos having so much fun at my expense--”
“Batstarion,” echoed Shadowheart. “You know, it has a certain ring to it.”
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A polymorph spell turns Astarion into a bat. The gang comes together to handle it.
That's it. That's the fic.
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ghost boy ghost boy (where did you go?) by BardicInsomnia
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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Malevola honestly expected this to be a prank, or kids fucking around, or fucking Red Ring. Nothing that should warrant both of them taking their time out of a Saturday night trespassing condemned buildings and generally violating the terms of Victor's parole.
What she doesn't expect is an honest bonafide ghost. The ghost of a guy maybe around her age, with a black mask over his head and a lightly armored supersuit-- the back completely scorched away, and Mecha Man's fucking symbol on his chest.
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Z-Team gets rallied around Robert in a much different way, because someone has already killed Mecha Man Blue.
And someone else is trying to cover it up.