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  1. Rec 94

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    @shanesfreckles

    Ever since Hayden Pike created that stupid app all my socials have been filled with Shayden shippers. This is literally my worst nightmare.

     

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    After a YouTube video about The Hayden Pike App goes viral, hockeytwt is swarmed by a wave of new fans who seem to be obsessed with their new favourite gay ship, Shayden.

     

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Feeling bold and high off the love confessions at the cottage, Shane Hollander takes to reddit to express his gratitude. The internet goes crazy.

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    Events Post-Cottage, as told through a series of reddit posts.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    a collection of less/not safe for work artworks ive done that would get me nuked in real time if i posted them on certain socials

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.

     
    Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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    Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
    Lily: no i promise
    Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
    Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
    Lily: what makes you say this
    Jane: Just a hunch

     
    Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?

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    01 Jul 2026

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    r/wasianasshole
    Description: You tell us a story where you might be coming across as an asshole. The rest of the sub chimes in to comment on it.

    Replies:

    u/Ilya_Rozanov
    Where is the Wasian Asshole.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit on director’s chairs in a white sound studio. They are both wearing Ottawa Centaurs jerseys, and Ilya smiles warmly at Shane as a makeup artist places a small bit of powder across his cheeks while a producer hands them both a practice board.]

    Shane: So, these are just internet searches people do of us?

    Producer: Yes! The most popular ones, and you just answer or comment on them. There’s one board for you, one for Ilya, and then one of the two of you combined. 

    Shane: Sounds harmless enough. 

    Ilya: You do not spend much time on the internet if you think this sounds harmless. 

    Producer: Would you like to practice taking the tape off? 

    [They both nod, and she hands each of them a board. Shane politely and carefully rips off the top piece of tape, focusing on pulling it straight off without ripping it. During the time it takes Shane to take off one piece, Ilya rips off four, crumpling up the tape and throwing it in the air like confetti. A piece hits Shane’s head, and he looks at his husband, slightly startled, while Ilya beams back happily.]

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.

    He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.

    Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.

    Until it isn’t, of course.

    “Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.

    ___

    Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    With the confirmation that Mr. Hollander is attending, Ilya absolutely will follow. Even if only for a few hours, they’ll occupy the same space, the same room, maybe even talk together, laugh at jokes. Of course Ilya will attend the gala, but he can’t be too excited, lest Mr. Hollander smells his callowness through the phone, so he settles for a meek: “Maybe.”

    Galas generally disinterest Ilya. Every rule, however, has its exception; after all, how could he turn down an invitation to an event he knows Mr. Hollander will be at?

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “Happy birthday, birthday boy." Shane presses a soft kiss to Ilya’s temple.
    “Is not my birthday,” Ilya whines.
    “It’s your birthday week,” Shane clarifies. “Close enough.”

    Mr. Hollander plans seven days of gifts leading up to his puppy's birthday.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Why do I have three missed calls from you. It's past 1 AM

    Ilya: hmm?

    Ilya: oh i see

    Ilya: it was, uh, what is word

    Ilya: ass call

    Shane: Oh. Wow.

    or, butt dial and booty call are waaaay too similar for two terms with such wildly different meanings. when ilya accidentally butt dials his biochem tutor in the middle of the night, a miscommunication leads to some unexpected sexting.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Episode 4 Fuck Montage meets Forced Proximity meets Accidentally Domestic and stuck in a storm with your No Commitment Non-Monogamous Long-Distance Situationship™

    Or: they get snowed in at Shane’s apartment and they’re both fucking horny and go multiple rounds.

    Oh, and it’s Christmas, isn’t it.

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    24,315

    27 Jun 2026

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    Lily: Help me?
    Jane: Can’t Sveta?
    Lily: Do not be jealous.
    Jane: Im not.
    Lily:Good. Sveta doesn't even come close to you Jane.

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    This time, pictures are only for his eyes.
    Shane Hollander treats Ilya Rozanov to a birthday present.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    WELCOME TO THE NAYBORHOOD!!
    i am Shane i am 7 i live in the house with the blue door
    mom said give you a gift so here is drawing!!
    i draw every day almost every day
    do you like drawing?

    Ilya and his family move from Moscow to Ottawa when he is seven years old. The boy next door draws him a welcome gift.

    Or childhood friends Hollanov told through doodles and notes passed between them. Growing up is hard. At least they have each other.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    25 Jun 2026

  20. Rec 83

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    A fleeting comment: "You are so flexible, malysh, I am sure you could suck your own dick if you tried hard enough."

    An opportunity: "Marly just text asking if I want to hang out today."

    A deadline: "I will be home by nine."

    Three disparate thoughts from Ilya, mulled over in Shane's beautiful mind until they merge together into a challenge. And he has never been one to back down from a challenge.

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    Comments:
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    9,317

    24 Jun 2026

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