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    Shane does the infamous Hudson William's Wonderland photoshoot and Ilya and (everyone) lose their minds.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “I would hope not,” JJ snorted, nodding as his eyes glanced at Shane’s shirt for a short moment. “Looks a bit big, Hollzy. Trying to put on some muscle and take my spot as Montreal’s enforcer?”

    Shane frowned, glancing down at the shirt he had thrown on without a second glance. He wasn’t proud of the way he let his alarm run through, keeping him twenty minutes late from the schedule he had planned in his head. It was fine, he reached the airport on time (and was earlier than half of Team Canada). But it had left him frazzled.

    So frazzled that he hadn’t even stopped to think about the shirt he pulled on.

    His cheeks burned with stark realisation as he glanced down at the black Bauer shirt he was wearing. It wasn’t his, and JJ clearly knew that too considering it was at least two sizes bigger than the ones Shane usually wore.

    Because it was Ilya’s.

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    Or, Shane's habit of stealing clothes from a certain blond Russian and being caught red-handed a few times.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    After harsh demand from the Ottawa Centaurs WAGS, Shane Hollander is added to their secret group chat. Chaos ensues.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs
    Competitors on the ice, but we're good at burying the hatchet. Thanks to the @NYAdmirals and @KingfisherNYC for hosting us tonight!

    audrey @mrslucahaas
    Do I spy with my little eye Shane Hollander in the background of that third pic?

    sj ❦ @shaydenstan
    Shane Hollander leaning over a pool table I am looking very disrespectfully 👀

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    No you are not. Internet is cancelled. Harris take this down.

    Or: the Centaurs (+ Shane) take New York

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    20 Jun 2026

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    HARRIS:
    Why am I waking up to a missed call from the commissioner?
    OH MY GOD ILYA
    You CANNOT put that on your official account!!

    Or: Hollanov has gone public, Harris is permanently exhausted, and Troy just wants to get through one dinner without having to hear about Ilya fucking Rozanov.

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    20 Jun 2026