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    Acting as Anakin Skywalker's confidante is probably the most painful aspect of pretending to be kind and sympathetic Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine. It seems that every other week, Skywalker is in love with another paramour who will leave him heartbroken within months. And as Skywalker's mentor and father figure, it is Darth Sidious' job to pick up those pieces and lend a compassionate ear to Skywalker's suffering. Every. Single. Time.

    It's only after several years of this routine that Sidious realizes that he can solve two of his problems in one fell swoop: if he can convince Skywalker that he is in love with his old Jedi master, Kenobi, then Skywalker will inevitably have his heart broken by the man when their relationship fizzles into nothing. Then his strongest tether to the Light will be severed, and Sidious can claim Skywalker as his apprentice.

    Because surely Skywalker's feelings for Kenobi are not returned. Surely Kenobi has more sense than to be enamored beyond reason with his former padawan. Surely all Sidious has to do is push Skywalker in Kenobi's direction and then watch the fallout.

    Surely. Surely?

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    17 Jun 2026

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    It must be instinctual, primordial, like striking two rocks together over and over to see if you could replicate the spark that made you drop the rocks in the mud the first time you made it.

    Obi-Wan, who just heard Anakin snap Make me to his offer to have Anakin be the first to use their daily allotment of water provided by their hosts, seems less surprised than Anakin. His eyebrows briefly furrow as he looks Anakin over, but then one rises.

    "Alright," Obi-Wan says, voice infuriatingly even as his eyebrow stays arched. "You can wait then."

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Natret hears a voice on their midnight rounds and they find only one other person awake: a sandy-haired young man, sitting with slumped shoulders, at the bedside of the Jedi General.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Let me get this straight,” he starts, through gritted teeth. “You were having—” he almost can’t even say the words, the idea is so mind numbingly outrageous, “—sexual relations during the war. With a captain of a partnering fleet.”

    Obi-Wan levels him with a look that he knows from repeated exposure typically precedes him saying something both completely true and absolutely about to hurt Anakin’s feelings.

    “Anakin, you had an entire secret wife during the war. I wasn’t allowed to, uh—” here, he purses his mouth like he’s tasting something slightly off, “—have sexual relations with willing parties?”

    Not with my captain, he wants to shriek. Through sheer force of will he manages not to.

    Instead, he digs his nails into the plural of Obi-Wan’s last words before they slide into the overwhelming, world-tilting slipstream of this entire conversation. “Who else?”

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    Multiple enlightening conversations are had about his master’s long and varied list of sexual conquests. Anakin conspires to get himself on the list. And, if he’s lucky, to possibly be the final entry.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “You said,” the baby Sith starts again, his voice cracking right down the middle. Stopping, he takes a pained sounding breath, almost a wheeze, and starts again. “You said if I needed help, if I needed a different option, you could provide assistance. That I could come to you, if I didn’t know what to do. If I didn’t have anywhere else to go.”

    Those godsdamned yellow eyes, one almost swollen shut, are filled with legitimate tears. Anakin can’t stop looking at him, drawn into the glow of them like gravity.

    With a smirk that looks like it hurts, the broken and battered Sith across from him opens his pretty, bloody mouth and sends Anakin’s hopes for a peaceful night directly into the stratosphere.

    “Well, it appears that I need help.”

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    Bruised and broken and drugged, the Sithling Anakin's been dealing with for months shows up at the Temple asking for help. Anakin takes care of him in more ways than one.

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    07 Jun 2026