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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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28 Jun 2026
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Seokjin is a stranger to silence, and the fact that Yoongi’s presence is the only thing that can give it to him should make him want to run.
Instead, he keeps coming back for lessons.(Or Seokjin is a tired telepath and he meets someone whom he can’t read at all.)
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28 Jun 2026
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Taehyung smirks slowly, “Are you gonna leave him to me or are you staying with us?”
“Oh, I’m staying,” Namjoon answers calmly, smiling too.
Pounding. Yoongi’s heart. He’s getting turned on. Just from getting a glimpse of them like that. He feels like prey. When they turn back to him, he gulps.
“So,” Namjoon says, his hand sliding down to the small of Yoongi’s back and pausing there. “What did you imagine us doing?”
This fic is being translated to Italian, Russian and German <3
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28 Jun 2026
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Well into BTS’s hiatus, Yoongi makes a careless wish on a shooting star. It happens fresh after some problems with Seokjin, and Yoongi doesn’t think much of it afterwards. It’s not supposed to be anything of consequence.
Except Yoongi wakes up in 2011 before Bangtan was fully formed, and not only is he lost and displaced in his own past, he also has no idea how to get back home.
First things first. He has to find Bangtan — especially Seokjin.
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21 Jun 2026
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(BTS CANON TIME TRAVEL FIC BUT NOT REALLY)
//2013 Jin switches places with 2022 Jin//Seokjin injures his hand before the Grammy practice. Goes to sleep angry with himself, slams a headboard gets knocked out and suddenly he is 20 again and wearing some thick eyeliner.
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Jin needs his manager's belt to save himself from trauma that has been with him for 8 years, ever since their first M Countdown stage.
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21 Jun 2026