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Studies in Sunlight and Shadow (of Lonesomeness and Finding You) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for all_ashes
Fandoms: Midnight Cowboy (1969)
18 Feb 2026
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Joe has done all kinds of things as an artist's model. He's been painted naked and clothed. He's sat for paintings he couldn't identify himself in after they were done. He's been wrapped in plaster bandages and sat still until they hardened around him, then were cut off. He has also just fetched and carried, held stuff up or down, and generally made himself helpful.
Next he's meeting Rico Rizzo.
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Training Exercises (plus or minus Murphy's law) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for AllieTheBard
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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It was not, quite, an emergency.
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Made With Love by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for echoslam
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
19 Nov 2025
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Shelly has plans for Leo, all right, and Norma is a key part of them. They have plans together for after that, too.
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a romance of its own, not possible altogether to exclude by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for silveradept
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare
13 Oct 2025
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Mayhem and Puck get along like a house on fire. (Someone else's.)
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Murderbot doesn't like Death by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for Sir_Bear
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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I'd often thought how I'd like reality better if it were more like stories in media. Serve me right to finally get my wish and absolutely hate it.
Recent series
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Sweat, Tears, or the Sea by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom The Orphan's Tales Series - Catherynne M. Valente
25 Dec 2018
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Diptych (Old-Fashioned Hat) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom Hadestown - Mitchell
24 Apr 2019
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The stories can be read in any order. I've got a pocketful of change is the happy one. And I don't want to go home yet is the sad one. Choose accordingly.
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
01 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Grace begins to breathlessly babble between his wretched sobs, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’m so sorry, it wasn’t supposed to be me, it shouldn’t have been me, I’m so sorry,” he babbles, like the words themselves are a sickness being purged. “I’m so sorry it’s me.”
In a move that can only be intentional, a hard and unyielding ridge of Rocky’s body finds and catches just-so along the side of his aching cock, a dirty grind that punches Ryland’s arousal through the roof so fast he might actually climax right this second.
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A Red String in the Stars by fall_of_grace
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Jun 2026
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We’re getting a few calls into the station regarding our announcement of the Sun’s early retirement. Frankly Night Vale, I think you’re overreacting a little bit. Humanity has been around for millennia already, I’d say we’ve had a pretty good run. And this way we all get to know exactly when we’re going to die! Who hasn’t wished for that before, huh?
Now another important update from Dr. Grace: he has found a rock.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
22 Jun 2026
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being Found Out by notquiteaghost
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Jun 2026
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Well, I say "her hand," but maybe it's his hand. Or some other pronoun I don't have a word for. They might have seventeen biological sexes, for all I know. Or none. No one ever talks about the really hard parts of first contact with intelligent alien life: pronouns. I'm going to go with "she" for now, because it just seems rude to call a thinking being "it".
[what if you wake up in space and for the first time in your life you're free from the gender panopticon so you assign your new alien best friend the objectively best gendered pronouns. which are not your pronouns. and then your new alien best friend asks hey, what's up with that?]
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
22 Jun 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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Edit: I made some minor continuity and grammar edits on 6/20, this is the final version!
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Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
20 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
"Rocky," I say, "obviously, we are both the best at first contact to ever do it. I love you, dude. Fist me."
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use your imagination by Sintamer (SpiritTamer)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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It's the same word as before, clear as day.
“But… But I can’t.” Grace says blankly. Rocky knows that. Nevermind the xenonite between them, keeping one or both of them from withering in indescribable pain then a swift death, both of their species were wildly incompatible. Trying to merge their biology would be less successful than mixing oil and water.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
20 Jun 2026