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A Clean Slate, With Your Own Face On by achucharpops for nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2026
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Shen Yuan wakes up in a female body post-Jin Lan City. She knew this would happen, after all, she'd picked the Sun Moon Dew Flower for this very purpose. Luo Binghe doesn't kill women. She just needs to get over her own initial discomfort that this body brings her and she'll be fine.
AU where Shen Yuan was never originally called Shen Yuan. Her internet handle of Peerless Cucumber was really just an ill-fitting euphemism. In fact, she really rather preferred being Shen Qingqiu. It was a shame to have to return to a female body — but she'd make do. This way she could at least escape her fate and even potentially see Luo Binghe again.
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The Definition of Insanity by achucharpops
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Oct 2025
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How did it always end up this way?
Cold, shivering, bile in his throat. Feeling disgusted with himself. Meng Yao wrapped his arms around his body, bringing the chill of his hastily pulled-on shirt directly onto his skin. He felt dirty. Aching, deep in his bones.
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Meng Yao consistently seeks out the kind of thrill he fantasises about from having his blood sucked out by a vampire. It always leaves him feeling miserable with himself instead. It's only when he meets Lan Xichen, a handsome and unusual vampire, that he finds himself enjoying the night.
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Undertow by achucharpops
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen have lived in this small, coastal town all of their lives. Both of their lifelong dreams are to leave.
Something is very determined to make them stay.
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Written for SongXueXiao Love Week prompt 'Undertow'
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Dentists Will Never Hurt You (at least, Lan Jingyi really hopes so) by achucharpops
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Apr 2025
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Lan Jingyi, philosophy student and vampire extraordinaire, is coping well with his second year of uni and the fact that he's just revealed his supernatural secret to his housemates.
What is not going so well is the fact that he needs his wisdom teeth removed. What's more scary to a vampire than Catholics? Dentists.
(At least Wen Sizhui, Student Dentist, is nice. And hot.)
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Ways to Keep Warm by achucharpops for someonecool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2025
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Meng Yao is a saunatonttu, a Finnish spirit guardian of saunas, and is very pleased with his new home: a brand new sauna all to himself with two handsome co-owners. He had been making the best of a bad situation for a while, disrespected and unacknowledged and sharing with a few older tonttus who didn't care for him much at all. He was excited to have a place to call his own, where he could finally get the appreciation he deserved.
So he was understandably quite upset when he found them fucking in his sauna.
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Michael's Bantr date turned out to be named Colin. He was gorgeous and charming and great in bed, and they hooked up six times before Michael even learned his last name. Colin was clear on what was happening: he was in the closet, and he was not coming out, ever, under any circumstances. If they were going to have a relationship at all, Michael had to be okay with that, and he was. It was Colin himself who turned out not to be.
Or: Michael, Colin, and the slow journey out of the closet.
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Jamie types for longer this time.
dont worry abt it mate just pls tell the lads im so sorry for getting yous relegated and all and also for just being so awful i really never wanted to hurt anyone
i swear im fixing it now
ive got it all figured out im finally gonna stop fucking everything up
A chill runs down Sam’s spine. He really doesn’t like what that might be implying.
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or, upon leaving man city, jamie doesn’t take the reality tv offer.
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Five Dogs, One Cat by ryfkah
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jul 2020
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If you’ve ever believed me in anything, believe I want what’s best for Jin Ling, the first line of the letter reads.
Jiang Cheng has to stop and take a moment before he continues on to the next line:
You must come to Carp Tower as soon as you can and lavish praise on the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen.
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if you rewrite your life, may i still play a part? by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
28 Oct 2025
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If he'd stayed a footballer, he doesn't know if he'd have made it to this age. He'd have been fucking miserable, he's rather sure— dealing with Dad, living in the public eye, pushing his body to its limits, never really getting a break. He'd not have found out that he actually is quite smart when he works for it, and that he can make proper friends who don't just follow him around because they think he's the shit. He'd not have found the sense of freedom and independence and normalcy that he's come to enjoy.
Going to uni was the right thing to do, and now he's off to work a job he loves, and he never has to fucking worry about scoring goals ever again. Life is perfect, he's quite sure.
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in which things are a little different, but some things (like roy kent) always remain.
aka. the au in which jamie is a physiotherapist, and roy is roy.