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"Long shen daren," Li Jie says, raising his hands in a salute. He waits, polite, for Ji Ling to tell him why he's here.
Doesn't he know?
"Li Jie," Ji Ling begins, and Li Jie blinks at the coldness of his voice. "Do you remember what I told you?"
Slight color rises on those handsome cheeks. "Of course," Li Jie gets out, hesitation almost impercetible. But Ji Ling knows him too well; knows his tells. He knows exactly what Ji Ling is asking about. "You… said that you would allow it. Allow him and I to..." He can't even look at Ji Ling; the flush is deepening, spreading along his cheeks and onto his ears in the same way it does when Ji Ling is inside him. "As long as it was only at the sect."
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The man who stands in the front entryway is nothing like Zhuo Yichen once imagined.
He’s wearing a soft gray turtleneck; a long white scarf drapes down his front on each side, not wrapped around his neck for warmth. His hair falls to the back of his neck, bangs parted in the middle to just touch his cheeks. Thin-rimmed glasses rest on his nose, giving him the look of a respectable, relaxed professor. He has a single earring in one ear that glints as he smiles, warm and disarming; practiced.
He doesn’t look at all like someone that burned their offices down and forced Zhuo Yichen’s brother to leave the profession eight years ago.
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Li Lun opens his eyes, hair billowing around him in a gust of wind as leaves fall in a shower to the ground, human form regained. Standing in front of him, waiting with a calm smile, is Zhao Yuanzhou. He looks just the same as always; just as open, just as relaxed.
“There you are,” Zhao Yuanzhou says easily, eyes crinkling in a smile without any hint of judgment or malice. It makes Li Lun’s heart twist in his chest; his newly formed lungs catch. “I need your help,” he says, melodic voice quiet and unbothered. Li Lun stares. What would he come to Li Lun for, after everything?
Zhao Yuanzhou looks at him with a slow smile; raises his arm to rub his fingers against his sleeve. One of the motions he uses when he’s thinking. Li Lun gestures at him, not speaking, to encourage him.
“I can’t seem to remember anything,” Zhao Yuanzhou admits calmly- and all the possibilities rain down on Li Lun like hammer blows.
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Goes Both Ways by acernor for BardicRaven
Fandoms: 阴阳师 | Yīn Yáng Shī | The Yin-yang Master (Movies - Guo Jingming)
10 May 2026
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Prickling awareness on Boya's neck: he turns to face the side of the mountain peak, only a few strides away now. The problem immediately becomes apparent: the golden light has stopped flashing. Just as his gaze meets the knot of yao clustered around a figure in white- the figure pitches over the edge.
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Boya encounters a problem with the shishen bond.
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Luo Binghe's Cure by acernor for Ladyprophet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 May 2026
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Liu Qingge, struck with a mermaid curse, luckily has a sworn enemy ready to rise to the challenge...
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JL/LJ ill advised sex that definitely won't blow up in their faces by acernor
Fandom 月鳞绮纪 | Veil of Shadows (TV)
19 Jun 2026
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magday 2025 :bangbang: by acernor, adarksweetness, ChezPillow (PillowLord), Kamaete, orphan_account, pebisbarry, screamingbees, silversinnbees
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2025
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into the squidverse by acernor, ChezPillow (PillowLord), Kamaete, Mvanubis, orphan_account, Vic - mvanubis (Mvanubis)
Fandom SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
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"What if I've forgotten how?" Wei Ying says persistently. "What if I'm not good at it any more? Lan Zhan, you have to help me. You have to."
"How would you like me to help you?" Lan Zhan is tired. Maybe it's the heat, but he feels so very tired right now. He pops open his seltzer and takes a long sip.
"Kiss me," Wei Ying says promptly. "Show me how."
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15 Jun 2026
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i don't want an encore (no more) by lesqueers
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
01 Jun 2026
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“Can you show me?” Qifrey asks, feigning just a little of his frustration. Running his fingers up and down his own neck only feels marginally less stupid than Olruggio lying isolated beside him, his want palpable.
“Show you?” Olly’s voice is thready.
“Yes,” Qifrey replies, tilting his head to look at Olly until his gaze is met. “I’ll follow you.”
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or; olruggio shows qifrey the best ways to get off. nothing, at all, goes wrong.
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09 Jun 2026
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Li Lun leaned down, watching as Zhuo Yichen's eyes got wider and he tried to squeeze himself backwards into the bed. "I'm willingly shackling myself to a child's contract," he reminded him bitingly, "because you said please."
Zhuo Yichen frowned, eyes shifting distractedly. "It's not a child's contract, I'm writing it with him—"
Li Lun put a hand over his mouth, to which Zhuo Yichen made an indignant sound, and leaned his face closer. There: Zhuo Yichen's eyes were focused on him again.
"I accepted," he said slowly, "your stupid root vegetables." Zhuo Yichen breathed unsteadily under his hand. "Now show me how Zhu Yan kissed you."
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- Part 4 of trouble shared
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23 May 2026
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“Oh, wow, yeah, see, this is way better,” Wei Wuxian says. “Jiang Cheng, here, c’mon—”
Jiang Cheng makes a confused noise, then squawks and drops his weight unhelpfully as Wei Wuxian tries to haul him forward by his grasp on Jiang Cheng’s bloodstained belt. “What? No! Are you crazy? I’m not sleeping with Lan Wangji!”
Lan Zhan, who had been striding across the clearing toward them, robes a-swirl, pulls up abruptly like he’s run into an invisible wall.
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It’s Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji, rather than Jin Zixuan, who arrive at Qiongqi Pass as Jin Zixun is attacking Wei Wuxian. This turns out significantly better than it does in canon!
Unfortunately, during the attack, Jiang Cheng is hit with a curse that can only be healed with magic qi-transferring sex. And since Wei Wuxian, secretly coreless, can’t do it, he’ll just have to persuade Lan Wangji to step up instead.
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19 May 2026
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Despite his friends' concerns, Zhuo Yichen decides to pursue this thing with Li Lun.
Despite his therapist's advice, Li Lun continues to be unhinged and toxic.
Despite himself, Zhao Yuanzhou gets lucky.Series
- Part 3 of Good boy Yichen
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05 May 2026