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  1. Public Bookmark 44

    The Charlton Scale by

    Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

    07 Jun 2026

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    On Emily Charlton’s self-created and self-reviewed scale of human disasters, Andrea Sachs ranks as a Category Six. Previously, the scale reached its maximum at Category Five, but Andy is so utterly singular in her ability to emulate total catastrophe that Emily has redesigned the system to accommodate her.

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    Emily Charlton, Andrea Sachs, and something that might be love.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Alas for my poor heart, it aches, so deep is my love by

    Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

    12 May 2026

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    The second time she felt it was two weeks later. Andrea had somehow managed to get those damn Harry Potter books. They weren't even that good, but god knows Emily wouldn't have a clue on how to get her hands on them, so seeing this wannabe pull it off boiled something inside her. She just wanted Andrea to fail already, so Emily could say she told them so, so she wouldn't have to look at those clueless doe eyes anymore. Her chest burned, and she coughed once, willing this feeling away. A single blue — cerulean — petal landed on her desk.

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    The one where Emily gets the Hanahaki disease.

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    walking with the lady by

    Fandoms: The Haunting of Bly Manor (TV)  

    29 Oct 2020

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    Every movie, every book, every story about the horrors of letting in the ghosts has prepared Dani for the constant state of alarm. The panic. The discomfort of the situation.

    Not a single goddamn one told her how stupid it would be.

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    05 May 2026

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    surrender my heart (i'm out here in the open) by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    18 Jul 2025

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    5 times that trinity santos is definitely sure that she and samira are only going out as friends +1 time she realizes otherwise

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    12 Apr 2026

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    One-Eighty by

    Fandoms: Wynonna Earp (TV)  

    28 Jun 2019

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    The year is 2020 and only two Astronauts of Ares 22 and 23 volunteered to remain on Mars for the mission of a lifetime: Janitor duty. One hundred and eighty days of isolation with only each other for company… along with thousands of fans, over-protective Mission Control, and a “Roomba” with a hat.

    Too bad they can’t stop driving each other insane.

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    10 Apr 2026