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    Tiso, an aspiring warrior, attempts to make his way into the System of Hallownest, in hopes of achieving the fame and fortune he's always desired. Unfortunately for him, his options for transportation are severely limited. When a highly unconventional opportunity presents itself, he's forced to take it, no matter how much he dreads the future it holds for him.

    Little does he know, there's a lot more in store for him than signed up for.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    Possibly the best sci-fi adaptation/AU I've read

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Pantalone agrees to be the test subject for Dottore's latest experiment involving memories. His participation unknowingly betrays his interest in The Doctor.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.

    But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—

    —enter Mabel Pines.

    Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)

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    12 Aug 2024

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    Sometime during their unstoppable descent into the realm of the damned, it became apparent to V1 that they are merely a chess piece, moving at the hands of an unseen player; one that is swiftly closing in on the other for a resounding checkmate. At the very end of Hell, Gabriel loses his final match with the machine that unwittingly broke the shackles he had noticed far too late.

    Rather than putting an end to his existence, V1 instead takes the opportunity to shatter the board and stop the game.

    In the aftermath, both machine and archangel are left standing in the settling dust of the collapsed echelons of creative order. But a scorched earth isn't always the end. Something will eventually grow from the ashes of utter destruction, if given the chance.

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    09 Nov 2024

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