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Who Chose For You, Little Red Riding Hood? by aboredprocrastinator
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
20 Sep 2025
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21 days, 5 hours, and 3 minutes ago, the Joker held a Gotham wide poll to determine whether he should let Robin live, or die.
Of the 10,107,000 citizens currently in Gotham that day, 6,064,200 people participated in the event.
Of those 6,064,000 individuals, 4,426,866 chose Robin’s death.
This is the aftermath.
Or, what if the poll DC held during A Death In the Family happened in canon?
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One More Time, One Last Time by aboredprocrastinator
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
14 Apr 2025
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Why? ….Why was I never enough for you? Why was I never enough for you to stop playing the martyr?
Why was I never enough for you to put down the gun?
There was something terribly, horribly wrong with Orion Pax.
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We Got No Master but the Wind by aboredprocrastinator
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
06 Feb 2025
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“Tell me, Sonic. How does it feel to know that you’re equal to a ‘perfect being’ without having to try?”
They were in the open field, with nothing but a thin canopy of trees between them and the starlit sky. And yet, the air between them was suffocating.
Sonic grasped Shadow’s shoulders.
“Why does it matter?” Sonic asked flatly
Shadow’s blood ran cold.
Shadow, fresh off his last mission from Gun, finds himself plagued by nightmares. Sonic does his best to comfort him, in his own way.
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The Devil Is In The Details by aboredprocrastinator
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga), Devil May Cry (Gameverse)
21 Jul 2024
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The orange-haired boy with kind, brown eyes gave Ryūken a cheerful and achingly familiar smile. One that the former quincy had seen a thousand times in the past, on the face of a long-dead woman.
Ryūken froze.
In which Ichigo gets mixed up in demonic bullshit, loses his memory, becomes a devil hunter, and somehow still manages to get tangled up in Soul Society’s mess. Hey, at least he might be able to rediscover his past along the way.
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What Goes Around, Comes Around (You Can Never Break Free) by aboredprocrastinator
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
12 Jul 2024
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“Impossible,” Aizen nearly snarled. “What is the meaning of this?”
Ignoring the impromptu interrogation, the foreign presence finally, finally, turned around to Ichigo’s view.
“What?” Ichigo muttered in utter disbelief. “How?!”
Because the face that stared back was terrifyingly familiar to him.
It was his own…
But it was all wrong.
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granules of sand (we refuse to let slip) by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Oct 2023
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Bruce didn’t want to die.
But he could think of no death more beautiful for a dying father.
To have achieved it in protecting his son, cradled in the arms of a boy once too small to wrap his arms around his waist.
It pained him to leave his son so early, so abruptly, but if it had to happen, Bruce couldn’t think of a more worthwhile death.
“I love you.”
Bruce keeps dying. He does not know that he's already died multiple times today but his children do. And they're going to save him.
(Groundhog Day fic told entirely from the perspective of someone who doesn't remember the loop.)
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18 Dec 2025
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Under Twin Moons by cavesongs
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
04 Jan 2026
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Bruce Wayne is an asshole.
Batman is an asshole.
And Clark’s soulmate doesn’t sleep.
Unbeknownst to Clark, these were all the same person.or: Kryptonians share dreams with their destined soulmates. Clark starts to think he doesn't have one, but it’s because Bruce doesn't sleep often. After a disastrous one-night stand with Bruce Wayne and infuriating encounters with Batman, little Dick Grayson shows up, and the pieces finally start clicking together.
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11 Dec 2025
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The Waynes: A Comprehensive Social Media Overview by Duke Thomas by LovesFrogs
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Jun 2022
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Duke goes viral.
[The camera flips, revealing the ironically serious face of a dark-skinned young man, maybe 16 years old. “I’m Duke Thomas,” he says. “Welcome to Things the Waynes Cannot Do, Episode One.]
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- Part 8 of LovesFrogs' BatFam Overhaul
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06 Aug 2025
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All I Have by froot__loopity
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
12 Jul 2023
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What if the reason that Batman was so prickly in the beginning of the Justice League was because he had six kids at home? Chaos and a bit of angst shall ensue
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- Part 1 of His Kids, His Life
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06 Aug 2025
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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17 Jul 2025