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    In order to make Wei Wuxian feel welcome at the Cloud Recesses, and to make sure people give him the respect he deserves (and definitely not to get into his pants), Lan Wangji hires him to be his advisor.

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    “Lan Zhan, did you hire me just so you could punish people for disrespecting me?”

    “No,” Lan Wangji said. “It is a side benefit.”

    “Why did you hire me?”

    “Because you are knowledgeable and skilled,” Lan Wangji said, “and I trust you to assist me in my work.”

    Because everything is easier with you around and because I feel like a part of me is missing without you and because you can say things I can’t and because I need you he did not say.

    “And you secretly like being a bitch to people,” Wei Wuxian added, with a sly grin.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Wei Wuxian is about to strip out of his robe when he hears a sound. A quiet “ah”. Slowly and silently, he comes up around his privacy screen. He first looks under the bed, but there is no one. Wei Wuxian purses his lips. He could swear the sounds came from his room. His gaze travels to the closet. The door is slightly ajar. He goes over and throws the door open with his foot.
    “Gotcha!” Wei Wuxian blinks. The closet is empty. And squeaky clean. This is when he hears it again. It is strangely louder from inside the closet. Another muffled “ah”. He steps fully inside, pressing his ear against the back of the closet.
    Agh!”
    Startled, he jerks back. That sounds … He can’t quite place it, but somehow his face heats. It sounds like pain and at the same time not. Either way, something is going on! He concentrates.
    Then he hears it. Some kind of wet gliding noise in a short rhythm. Heavy breathing. It is faint, as if the person tries to muffle the sound. Another barely there “ah, ah” and suddenly Wei Wuxian knows what he’s hearing.
    He rips his ear back abruptly, staring at the wood, face heating even more.
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    Day 12 of the Hanguang-June Kinky Pride Anthology: Mutual Masturbation!

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Wei Ying wants to see how big Lan Zhan's dick is... for science, he says.

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 84

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    Wei Ying is no innocent virgin okay? He’s had sex before. Lots of it even! Well okay that’s not entirely true. But he has had sex. With women. But the thing is, Wei Ying doesn’t only like women, he likes men too. He just has this one teensy little problem when it comes to closing the deal with guys. He panics. He can flirt with girls all day, every day. But for some reason when he tries to flirt with a hot guy his brain shuts down or something and he either can’t make a single noise or says the absolute worst things.

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    Wei Ying sucks at hitting on guys, but he has decided that tonight he'll finally be successful. And luckily for him, the Most Beautiful Man in the World is right in front of him.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    The Yiling Patriarch makes a bargain with the cultivation world. He'll give them the power to defeat Wen Ruohan. No more death. No more war.

    All he wants in return is Lan Wangji.

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    27 May 2026