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    Hudson. Connor.

    Not gay, not straight.

    Just erotically codependent roommates that fall into an undernegotiated BDSM relationship.

    (OR: Hudson and Connor were never cast together in Heated Rivalry, but instead are two struggling actors making dumb Tik Toks together).

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    08 Jul 2026

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    At night, the only way to escape Ilya’s loud snoring is to sleep somewhere else. (Un)fortunately for Shane, his husband always manages to find his way back to him, even in his sleep.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    By the time Shane washes his face, brushes his teeth and packs, there's no time to change. So he's stuck wearing the sweatshirt to the airport while mentally being grateful that it's not a tight neon t-shirt that shows the two barbells poking through both his nipples.

    Let this be a lesson. Never look at pictures of your situationship with his tongue down beautiful women's throats and go on a jealousy tirade to live a wild night in a city like Las Vegas.
     

    Or, Shane gets accidental nipple piercings and Ilya misunderstands.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Ninety percent of everyone's problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn't have a robot.

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    02 Jul 2026