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At the jetty’s edge, Michael Robinavitch stands at his post as the lighthouse keeper. Unbeknownst to him, a mermaid lurks in the murky waters watching his every move.
As a well travelled mer, Dennis has never felt as enthralled by a human like he has to the melancholic lighthouse keeper. Every night he watches the man from afar, and during the day he ventures on land as a man in hopes of creating an actual connection with the stranger who's captured his heart.
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Robby is a lighthouse keeper and Dennis is a mermaid. A soulmate au where they both ache to be loved and cared for.
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King Thorin's Hospitable Husband by Youbetyourbuttons
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 May 2026
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Free use Consort Bilbo. That’s it, that’s the fic.
From there things only became more public. Bilbo grew less shameful, hazy from Thorin's praise and drunk from his cock. He wore less layers and always made sure his cunt was easily accessible for his husband. Some evenings, Thorin dressed him only in jewelry and sheer silks to flaunt through the halls of Erebor.
It became apparent that it wasn't just Thorin that saw Bilbo's beauty as a man. He saw darkened eyes, murmured praise, and some were even brave enough to ask the King to touch.
Desirable. Bilbo was coveted amongst the dwarrow. And he wasn't the only one like this, he learned. The hobbit was ignorant to it before, but now that he knew he saw it everywhere. A collared dam here or a flushed dwarf standing too stiffly there, Bilbo wasn't alone in being public with his partner.
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Cut the Shit / I Want You by Youbetyourbuttons for Fantasyinallforms
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
18 May 2026
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Dennis tries to change the arrangement he and Robby have before an upcoming event. Their argument about going public leaves Dennis feeling avoidant and petty, and Robby guilt ridden and anxious.
The tension between them comes to a head when jealousy makes Robby realize his anxieties are worth overcoming if it means he’ll keep Dennis.
After they make up, Dennis shows Robby just how much being officially together means to him.
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What better way to avoid his inappropriate work place crush than at the club? Dennis can’t get Dr Robby out of his head, no matter how many older men he throws himself at. And yet he still tries.
His avoidance fails spectacularly, as leather night at the gay club has him bumping into the man he shouldn’t want as much as he does.
*now including the smutty morning after!*
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Robby comes across something on Dennis’ phone that piques his curiosity.
"ASMR new patient doctor exam for anxiety," he mumbled to himself. Robby's brows furrowed in confusion. "I don't understand… Is this educational? What's ASMR?"
Dennis' obvious anxiety morphed into open fondness. He huffed out a laugh and turned around to face Robby. Chest to chest, Robby was happy to look into Dennis' eyes instead of a screen.
"Do you want the short or long explanation?"
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Rare Pairs PWP One Shots by Youbetyourbuttons
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Feb 2026
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One shots for rare pairs in the Tolkien Fandom, mostly the hobbit. Mostly porn with no plot, but a few have minor plot! if you're a bagginshield fan check out it's sister series here! Enjoy :3c
Ships include: FilixOri, KilixTauriel, NorixDwalinxBofur, DisxLobelia- Words:
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All of my bagginshield one shot smut fics in one depraved place! Some are porn with no plot, and some have minor plot that wormed it's way in. If you like rare pairs check out it's sister series here.
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- 45,590
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Plant Your Seed in my Garden Series by Youbetyourbuttons
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 May 2025
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Series of fics for my bagginshield a/b/o fix it. Smut one shots, Erebor shenanigans, and whatever else pops up in my mind in the middle of the night.
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Robby has a very bad day.
Bookmarked by Youbetyourbuttons
12 Jun 2026
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“He wants a wife, two kids and a pond.”
Dennis is two long islands deep when Samira confesses this to the group.
“A what?” Dennis shouts on top of the booming music.
Dennis doesn’t ask because he couldn’t hear. He asks because he needs to hear it again for it to fully sink in.
“A wife, two kids and a pond.” Jack repeats.
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Or: Dennis finds out about Robby’s unattained dreams. While he can’t be a wife or bear children, Dennis can build a pond.
Bookmarked by Youbetyourbuttons
11 Jun 2026
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“I put in 1095, but it won’t turn off!” Dennis shrieks, trying to be heard over the sound of the alarm. He knows that he didn’t get the numbers wrong because he’s staring right at them on the crumpled sticky note. “What am I doing wrong?”
“Did you push the off button?”
Dennis looks at the keypad, not seeing anything that says Off. “What?!”
“Put the code in and push the pound sign after.”
Dennis does as he’s told, except, in his panic, he hits the asterisk instead. “Shit.”
“It’s the hashtag,” Robby says, sounding entirely put out.
“I know what a pound sign is,” Dennis grumbles, hitting the button and noticing the word Off in the smallest font known to man under the #.
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Or, 5 times Dennis sets off Robby's alarm, + 1 time Robby does it himself.
Bookmarked by Youbetyourbuttons
07 Jun 2026
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Six weeks ago they had Dennis over at their home.
They had fucked him.
Raw.
Multiple times.
On multiple surfaces.
And now there's a fetus.
The "how" doesn't really matter. Jack stands by that.
Because it exists, because it's real.
A fetus, a baby.
And there’s no doubt that that baby is theirs.
Dennis Whitaker, Spider-freaking-man, is carrying their baby.Bookmarked by Youbetyourbuttons
06 Jun 2026
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Heat Help for Arachnids by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Feb 2025
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“What’s up, creepy crawly?” The Alpha bumped shoulders with Pete. “You’re quiet.”
“Don’t feel good.” Peter mumbled. “M’in heat.”
“Heat.” Wade echoed dumbly. “I uh-- I didn’t know you people did that sort of thing.”
“My people?”
“You arachnid idenitfying individuals.” Wade mimed having eight legs and fangs. “Didn’t know you spidery folk did the monthly horny cycle thing.”
“I’m human, Wade.” Peter said tiredly. “An Omega. Human.”
“Right. No.” the Alpha nodded. “Sure. I totally knew that. Definitely knew you were human. Yep.”
The silence was fifty shades of extremely awkward, so Wade took a deep breath and decided to make it all worse.
“...you want me to help you through your heat?”
Series
- Part 96 of Short Stories!
Bookmarked by Youbetyourbuttons
03 Jun 2026