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    Ilya watches his fingers fiddle with it. “Hear what? Hear us sleep?” he scratches behind his own ear, helpfully. “I snore so loud?”

    “No, Ilya, they can hear us not sleep,” Shane leans forward, searching Ilya’s face. Almost. “What we do before we sleep.”

    And Shane knows he gets it, because his whole face lights up, and Shane isn’t really in the position to appreciate it fully because the context is just not allowing him to. And it makes him feel worse. “Ah, that!” Ilya is laughing, and he presses down on Shane’s neck more solidly, shaking him around a little, almost proud if Shane had to guess.

    or, Shane's roommates can hear him and Ilya when they have sex, and it becomes a problem

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane learn how to handle hockey, school, their fraternities, and their relationship.

    What happens when one misunderstanding almost ruins everything?

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Shane says truthfully. “Who was staring at me? Rozanov?”

    “Ignore him,” Hayden cuts in. “He thinks you two hooked up at their party.”

    Shane chokes on his water. “I’m sorry, what?”

    Troy studies his face, “You did! I fucking knew it, I’m about to cash in. Kappa Tau has this huge pot going, on whether Rozy has the balls to hook up with another frat brother. I knew he’d be a sucker for your freckles Hollander, he’s always had a thing for you.”

    “Stop!” Shane rushed to say, seeing Troy’s thumbs fly across his phone. He started panicking, “No! No! We did not fucking hook up, what the fuck Barrett?”

    Or the one where Shane and Ilya are presidents of their own respective fraternities and Shane has the stupidest idea to fall for his rival (feat. a pining Shane and whipped Ilya.)

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “Just go.” Ilya said, already leaning again.

    Shane huffed a laugh against his mouth.

    “You’re literally the problem.”

    “Then stop kissing me back.”

    He didn’t.

     
    or, College AU where Shane and Ilya go to the same university, secretly sleep together, and are so obsessed with each other it’s starting to become a problem.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    "Now, now," Ilya calls to the room, walking in from the shower, hair still dripping wet. Shane can see the dark spots from where the droplets landed on his shirt. The idiot hasn't even dried off completely, the wet of his body making his shirt stick. He wants to take a towel and smother him. "Do not stress Hollander out. Is bad for baby."

    Luca makes a confused sound from where he's lacing up his sneakers. The angel that he is, he spares Shane the irritation of not joining whatever nonsense the rest of the guys are cooking up. "Huh? What baby?"

    "Him," he goes to his cubby, starts messing around with his bag, his back to the room. "Hollander is baby."

    "Rozanov." Shane is at the end of his rope. This entire team can burn to the ground for all he cares.

    5 times Shane obliviously sits through Ilya’s affection + 1 time he realizes it

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    02 Jul 2026