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Three Dozen Weapons (Of Mass Destruction and Lesser Abilities) by Land_Locked_Martian
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
15 May 2023
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The greatest scheme in Decepticon history is put in motion during peace-time. A stir-crazy Megatron and an exasperated Soundwave realize that power-hungry suitors and revenge-seeking Autobots can be funneled into an infinite line of potential sparring partners. And so, a bet emerges "If I lose, you can conjux me (or publicly reject me in a humiliating manner of your choosing). If I win, I get your weapon."
Megatron collects an impressive stock-pile.
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08 Jul 2026
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The Sword and the Pylon by CosmicSparks, neveralarch
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
23 Sep 2023
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My Lord Protector is Cybertron's most popular dating show. When a new Prime is chosen, it's their duty to participate in an eight-episode competition extravaganza culminating in the most luxurious conjunxing ceremony ever projected on holoscreen. Optimus is not looking forward to it.
(A 2023 Transformers Big Bang written by neveralarch, with illustrations by CosmicSparks!)
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08 Jul 2026
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Containment Fantasy by Land_Locked_Martian
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
23 Sep 2021
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Get your mind out of the gutter. The title does not mean that.
___"I want to begin this meeting with a clarification to end the atrocious rumours making the rounds on my ship," Megatron begins the weekly staff meeting. "I am not in a relationship nor am I secretly spark bonded to Optimus Prime."
"So he hasn't locked it down?" Starscream says, "ha. Whore."
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- Part 2 of Decepticon Week 2021
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"a vacation to a pleasure planet goes awry when 700 robo-chickens are accidentally let loose on the holo courts" by Land_Locked_Martian
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
08 Aug 2024
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Optimus accidentally conquers a planet. Well, for a brief few minutes, at least. He does get his room comped for it, at least.
Day 4: role reversal/peace
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- Part 4 of Megop Week 2024
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