WhyDoIStillExist
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Sack of Flesh by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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Shikamaru Nara.
In one universe he becomes the 7th Hokage’s advisor and lives a long and, for the most, a happy life, before dying surrounded by family and friends at an impressively old age for the Shinobi he was.
In another universe however, his life was cut short. He had just turned 20, just recently having gotten married and found out he would become a father. He dies cold and alone on the battlefield on a mission outside the village that was supposed to be easy. His last thoughts are those of regret.
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Meanwhile in another world a new mother cries as she holds the unmoving body of her newborn son. Until suddenly her little son regains color and flutters his eyes open for the first(?) time.
What.The.Fuck.[Prequel to _____]
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- Part 1 of A Ninja in The FBI?
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Basically Phoenix is having a really weird dream. That’s it.
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Sleepy me thought that disbarred Phoenix would definitely have weird existential dreamsSeries
- Part 3 of Random fics from random fandoms
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An unfinished fic that has been rotting in my notes app for some time.
Sasuke (trying) to cope with his whole world dying, basically.
Most likely will never be finished.
Summary and tags might change.
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The only reason I’m alive is because I’m too much of a coward to slit my throat and finally put an end to it all.
Coward.
All I do is drown in self pity all day. Down a few bottles too many and play with the thought of drinking something stronger. And to drink just a bit too much…
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Shane is depressed and an alcoholic. Do you really need to know more?
Here is one of the many times Shane has been on the floor and thought for a bit too longSeries
- Part 2 of Random fics from random fandoms
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The milky seas flooding my canvas by WhyDoIStillExist for Rennll
Fandoms: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto
09 Mar 2022
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Gift exchange -> Sweet Memories
Request by -> @Rennll
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Sometimes you need to get away from the loud and fast and get back to the slow and quiet.
Just for a moment.
Just long enough to tank energy for another busy week to come.
Just enough to make you feel calm and collected till next time.
Just so you can drown in long forgotten memories of a past you never expirenced.
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Mitsuki goes to the woods and paints by the river to tank some energy aaaand of course, to receive the well deserved comfort by good ol‘ Mother Nature! Plus. To remember all the memories in that magical place. That may or may not aren’t even Mitsuki‘s.
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Random fics from random fandoms by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Stardew Valley (Video Game), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
31 Aug 2024
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A Ninja in The FBI? by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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[Both names start with S and both are smart. But while Spencer throws himself into work at the start of his journey, Shikamaru does the opposite.
Hence I decided I wanted to throw Shikamaru into the “real world” as Spencer!This series will be decided into at least two works. The first one is up and finished until further notice. It’s basically only like a layout. A prequel if you will.]
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RedFood, ConspiraTim and Batfam by TuaNisa
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Robin (Comics)
26 Jun 2026
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Jason accidentally started a Food review and rant channel
Tim’s conspiracy theories are going viral
Bruce doesn’t know how to deal with Red Hood
And Dick is questions his sanity
Inspired by TikToks from @. (Specific TikTok linked in chapter notes)
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- Part 7 of Inspired by TikTok
Bookmarked by WhyDoIStillExist
23 Jun 2026
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your noble son is mad (we much longed to see you) by Mercury_n_Jem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU (Comics)
23 Jun 2026
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Jason shoved his jacket and helmet into his backpack with a sigh. He hadn't come up with a single way to properly reveal himself—for the second time. The first time, he'd been focused on making something poetic, dramatic, satisfying of it all. But with just a few words, it'd all been meaningless.
World's Greatest Detective, my ass.
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Due to a series of mishaps, Bruce doesn't know that Jason is Red Hood, and subsequently, neither does anybody else in Gotham.
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20 Jun 2026
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What's the Difference Between Past, Present, and Future by Piccolo1418
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
30 Apr 2026
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Jason Todd left behind a very guilty Dick Grayson when he died. Cue the angst.
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- Part 1 of Live and Learn
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19 Jun 2026
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it's time the tale were told (of how you took a child and you made him old) by therisenbird (thesecondsmile)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Jun 2022
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Bruce is racing across Ethiopia to save his son. Bruce is fighting in the Batcave to stop his son.
Bruce is 34 years old. Bruce is 39 years old.
Then Bruce is looking at ...Bruce. Uh oh.
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09 Jun 2026
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Magic Gave Me Robin by Cy_kun
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
15 May 2025
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He opens his eyes, and stares up at the canopy of the four poster bed he's in. It takes a second, his vision is a bit blurry, but it clears up quick enough.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
Four seconds.
Part of Jason keeps the count going, while the rest of him kind of just...seizes. Because he knows this canopy. He knows the the posts it's attached to. He—fuck—he knows the notch in the bottom left post he'd put in it when he'd stolen one of Bruce's batarangs when he was twelve and thrown it around like the stupid kid he'd been.
This was Jason's room.
Or, the one where Jason gets zapped with magic, wakes up in his teenage body, and decides to let the timeline know exactly how fucked it is. He also becomes the president of the Tim Drake Appreciation Club.
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Bookmarked by WhyDoIStillExist
08 Jun 2026