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Stubborn Bat Rescue Protocol by epifaniax
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
09 Nov 2025
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When Bruce Wayne is sick and stubbornly refusing to leave a Justice League meeting, Dick Grayson knows there's only one person who can drag the Dark Knight home: Jason Todd. Reluctantly, Red Hood storms the Watchtower to retrieve his feverish father, resulting in chaos, shocked Leaguers, and the legendary Bat-Voice being used in a way no one expected. A story of stubbornness, family, and the small concessions that mean everything.
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- Part 17 of In which DC writes good parents
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Please stop recruiting my son. I'm gonna have a heart attack. by raretune
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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Five times Batman does stupid things to stop the JL members from recruiting Nightwing, and one time he's the one who summons Nightwing himself.
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rising bids, rising tensions by 4LiberTEA
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
05 Jun 2026
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"It's so nice of you guys to come all the way out here for our humble autumn festival," Clark said, a fond smile brightening his face. "You'll see, it's heaps of fun!"
"Yes, well, we couldn't miss watching you get auctioned off to one of Smallville's lucky ladies," responded Bruce with a wily smirk just as Clark's smile plummeted. "Who do you think will bid the highest? Jeanette from Seniors' Bingo, or Eleanor from the Baptist Church?"
Red hot embarrassment crept across Clark's face as he whispered accusingly, "How did you find out about that?"
"Oh, please. Did you really think you could keep this from the world's greatest detective?"
"More like the world's greatest—"
"Alright kiddos! I think it's about high time you both get to trying out those rides." Martha placed one hand on the back of each of Bruce's kids and began guiding them toward the amusement rides.
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OR, Bruce and Lex engage in a bid-off to be Smallville's "lucky lady" and win Clark on a date.
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- Part 3 of SuperBat Bachelor Auctions
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Parent Trap by i8thecookie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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When Dick Grayson forces Clark to pretend to be his parent for a meeting with his headmaster, Clark expects an awkward conversation and maybe a lecture from Bruce afterward. He does not expect Gotham’s tabloids to decide he and Bruce Wayne are secretly together. But after one too many headlines about Bruce Wayne’s “mysterious co-parent,” pretending to date starts seeming like the easiest solution.
That would probably be less of a problem if Clark wasn’t already half in love with him.
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Whose Vault Unlocked by vivigeny (myvividreams)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
09 Nov 2024
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Jason hasn't always been at odds with his family, and his love for literature hasn't always been limited to reading it. An accidental concussion sets off a series of events that lead him back to both—eventually.
Writing is surprisingly cathartic.
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Jason's war against emotional competency, ft. a concussion, nosy neighbors, superhero RPF, and the local library's writing circle.
...Not that he's winning or anything. Fuck.
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- Part 1 of Whose Vault Unlocked & Extras