WhatTheFudge_InsertSomethingElse



Fandoms

  1. Son of Zorn (TV) (1)

Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 7

    Tags
    Summary

    a BSAA red alert, an unguarded warehouse, and a whole lot of suspiciously-placed medical equipment. what could possibly go wrong?

    or, chris and leon wind up as the prime test subjects in a super-soldier breeding program. the results are… mixed, to say the least.

    written for day two of chreon corner miniweek: the boys at work— mission gone wrong

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    442

    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    Leon and Chris once had a good relationship, a happy life despite all the turmoil going on around them. They even had a a daughter, Grace, who was born some time after Leon's return from Spain. But their lives never stay happy for long and the clock was ticking away, and not in their favor. Grace was stolen from them when she was just two years old, and despite their best efforts to find her, they never did.

    Warped with grief and the spiral of events that is their lives, the two separated in what became known as their; divorce era.

    And while they eventually recovered their friendship, the tension between them remains. Even as they both start to develop Raccoon City Syndrome and Leon starts to hunt down a cure. Leading him to a young woman named Grace. Because of course it does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,191
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    537

    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

    Tags
    Summary

    Leon has never been the best performer in bed. After years of various infections, alcoholism, and untreated PTSD— his dick broke.

    On a good day, he can get half-mast, but even that was rare. Viagra was out of the question, too. It was beyond embarrassing for him, but you never seemed to mind. You’d always talk Leon through it, make sure he feels cherished, and always give him the most mind-blowing prostate orgasms a man could ask for.

    The handcuffs were definitely new territory, and you were far too enthusiastic when Leon agreed.

    Leon has erectile dysfunction, so you cuff him, then fuck him!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,174
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    653

    21 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Leon S. Kennedy is the newest artist at Raccoon City Ink, and struggling to find steady clientele. Maybe because he's still considered young for the job at twenty-three, or maybe because he's not had his own chair longer than a few months. But a spitfire college student takes a chance on his work, and he finds her good company. He didn't think much of it when she tells him she'll bring her brother along to their second session, just happy to have made a new friend.

    Not until said brother walks in looking like chiseled granite with biceps bigger than Leon's head.

    ---

    Or the tattoo/flower shop AU we all know; what if Leon decided not to be a cop and pursued tattooing instead? It's time I got back to my roots and went for a tropey/feel good au I missed dearly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,891
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    8,119

    21 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 33

    Tags
    Summary

    “Like what you see, Kennedy?” Chris looked way too smug for Leon’s liking. Before he could respond with something sarcastic, Chris leaned in close to his ear. “You know, I can think of a few positions you might like better than this one, Leon.” A shiver ran down Leon’s back at the older man’s words. He knew he was being teased but at the same time he knew the other man well enough to hear the truth in his voice.
    Turning his head towards Chris, he looked the older man in the eyes as he brought their mouths dangerously close. “Meet me in the downstairs bathrooms in a few minutes and you can show me these positions you’re so confident about, Redfield.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1,631

    21 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags: