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And now Derek looked suspicious. Which was just—rude. So rude. Stiles was the very picture of innocence! How could he possibly think Stiles was up to something?!
“Like what?” Derek asked.
“Well,” Stiles said, dragging the word out while stretching his arms forward on the table until he could close his hands around both of Derek’s. “My friend Mieka and I have been bonding over the past few months, and she just got a puppy, and she thought it might be fun for the two of us to bring our dogs to the dog park right outside town.”
Derek stared at him exceptionally hard. “You don’t have a dog.”
“I—why are you and dad the same?” Stiles let Derek’s hands go to throw both arms in the air. “Yes, Derek, I am aware I don’t have a dog!”
“So what exactly is this conversation leading to?” Derek asked, crossing his arms over his chest and looking thoroughly unimpressed.
Stiles licked his lips before pressing them together, trying to think of the best way to word this before blurting out, “In my defence, it was entirely dad’s idea! I wanted to steal a dog from the clinic!”
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- Part 7 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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17 Jun 2026
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The Closet by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Jun 2026
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“Dude, come on! We’re late! Everyone’s already there and the trailers are gonna start soon!”
Did his car break down or something? Was he expecting a ride from him?
“That’s not my problem.”
“Uh, kind of is!” Stiles argued. “We’re gonna miss the beginning of the movie, and won’t know what’s going on. Hurry up, let’s go!” He motioned him down yet again, and Derek scowled.
“Why do you keep saying ‘we’ as if I have any intention of going anywhere with you?”
“Because you are coming to this movie, or I will stay out here all night screaming.”
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- Part 6 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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16 Jun 2026
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Best Drink of my Life by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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The only reason he and Derek Hale had started dating after dancing around the topic for like, four years was because Derek had finally bit the bullet and asked him.
He was pretty sure Derek had expected Stiles to reject him. He’d looked so tense, and so stoic while asking him that during the leadup, Stiles had been waiting for him to say someone had died. When he finally got the words out, it took a solid twenty seconds for Stiles’ brain to switch gears and realize this was good news, and Derek was just building up his defences for a negative response.
Too bad for him, because Stiles had jumped him. Not sexually, but he had legitimately jumped him, wrapping both arms and legs around the older man like an octopus and demanding to know why Derek had taken so fucking long to ask.
Derek had returned—after the shock wore off—that Stiles could’ve just asked him if he felt the same way, and that was when Stiles realized people were their own worst enemies sometimes. They’d both loved one another for so long, but until Derek had been brave enough to say something, neither of them had done anything about it.
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- Part 5 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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15 Jun 2026
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Baby It's Cold Outside by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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[Stiles]
I can’t sleep :(He knew staring wasn’t going to make Derek respond any faster—if he was even awake this time—but he kept the message open anyway, waiting. After a solid minute, he was pretty sure Derek was asleep, and was about to put his phone back down when he finally saw the three dots appear, denoting that he was typing.
Waiting, he knew Derek had to be typing and deleting things, because he spent much too long typing for the two words he sent in response over thirty seconds later.
[Derek]
Who cares?“Wha—?” Stiles sputtered aloud, and then began to respond immediately.
[Stiles]
:(
[Stiles]
don’t you care about me now?Series
- Part 4 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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15 Jun 2026
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Aloha Bitch by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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“Derek,” Stiles whined, stretching the vowels out much more than was necessary.
“What?”
“I’m so hot.”
“And?”
Stiles reached out one hand to smack blindly towards Derek’s face. He missed entirely for about five smacks before giving up and smacking him in the side instead. Derek didn’t react, because it hadn’t been intended to hurt him, just show him Stiles was displeased with his lack of sympathy.
He knew it was all a very unsubtle way to convince Derek to buy a portable A/C unit, but he refused. Not because he wanted Stiles to suffer, but because if Stiles was comfortable, he wouldn’t wander around the loft in his underwear. Derek was not going to give up having a mostly naked boyfriend parading around the place.
Did that make him an asshole? Probably, but Stiles knew what he was signing up for when they started dating two years ago. Derek was living up to his assholeish reputation by refusing to buy an A/C unit so he could ogle his boyfriend as he wandered around the loft mostly naked.
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- Part 3 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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15 Jun 2026
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Stiles has always known that he isn't quite human - the plant life that tends to sprout around him whenever he gets upset or excited gives it away. He's never really fit in among the regular people in Beacon Hills and is determined to wait it out, go to college, and find somewhere to belong. He's forced to abandon those plans, however, after he desperately agrees to enter into an arranged marriage to save his father's life.
An arranged marriage with an angry, sometimes furry dude with trust issues. It's all very Beauty and the Beast, without the singing candlesticks.
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- Part 1 of Blood Sprouts
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13 Jun 2026
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They're called 'terms of endearment' for a reason.
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13 Jun 2026
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Derek Hale has a good day. (There is ice cream.)
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12 Jun 2026
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“What are you trying to do?” Lydia asks finally.
“Fix Derek,” Stiles says, not bothering to dissemble – Lydia's been lied to enough. “You know, before someone or something else tries to use him.”
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12 Jun 2026
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"Do you know what just happened?" Peter asked, frowning. "Do you know what Derek did?"
"He dislocated my shoulder," Stiles snapped, but Peter just arched an eyebrow, unimpressed by that answer.
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11 Jun 2026
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Gold Star by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Jun 2026
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“Always such a smartass,” Finstock insisted, shaking his head. “What, you want a gold star for your mediocre performance?”
“If you’ve got any, I’d love one,” Stiles informed him.
“You’re too old for a gold star, Bilinski.”
“Hey, hey,” Stiles argued, holding one hand out towards the man as he headed back for the board—evidently forgetting Greenberg now had his marker. “Sometimes adults need gold stars, too.” When Coach turned back to give him a look, Stiles just shrug-flailed. “We’re all just little gremlins starving for attention! Do you know how satisfying a gold star would be? Right here?” Stiles motioned his right pectoral up near his shoulder. “Just a cute little star right there. ‘Good Job!’ or ‘I’m proud of you!’ or even just ‘Well done!’ So satisfying. Or what about like, a hero biscuit?” Stiles mimed nibbling on a cookie. “Cute little bone-shaped cookie made for heroes? Wouldn’t that just brighten your day?”
“Stop talking or I’ll bench you.”
“I’m always benched,” Stiles argued.
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- Part 2 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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09 Jun 2026
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Cross a Canyon (with a broken limb) by theroguesgambit for stilesinwonderland (itsabravenewworld)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
26 May 2015
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“You never graduated,” Stiles says, just to say it. To test it out in the open air. That's... huh.
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Stiles spends his senior year battling troll-gremlins, taking on an unexpected tutoring job, and definitely not falling for a certain sourwolf (even though everyone else seems to think he is).
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09 Jun 2026
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“How are you?” Stiles asked, falling onto the couch beside Derek and leaning heavily into him. “How was your day? How’s the book?” He kissed his cheek once. Twice. Then two more times in quick succession.
Derek turned to look at him, Stiles affecting his most innocent expression as he patiently waited for Derek to answer his questions.
Instead of doing so, Derek slowly closed his book, losing his page, and set it on the coffee table in front of them. Then he turned to look at Stiles, leaning back slightly against the arm rest, and crossed his arms.
“What do you want?”
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- Part 1 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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09 Jun 2026
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Derek's first duty as a new deputy is the early morning coffee run to The Leaky Carafe, and it's not long before he discovers that the quirky barista has a knack for making the perfect drink. Every time. Even before you order.
But is it intuition, luck or magic that has all Stiles' customers leaving happy?
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- 13/13
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08 Jun 2026
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"So are we dating now or what?" Stiles asks the third time he finds himself doing the obligatory postcoital cuddling with a certain sour wolf.
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08 Jun 2026
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Ain't Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating it by sofonisba_found for Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Sep 2012
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Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.
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- 15/15
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08 Jun 2026
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Five times Stiles and Derek pretend to be boyfriends, and the one time they didn't have to pretend at all. (Or: in which Stiles' plan for senior year is completely ruined by a supernatural creature stalking him.)
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- 6/6
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07 Jun 2026
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It’s not that the idea of Stiles talking about him doesn’t make his stomach wrap itself in knots, it’s that it does just that. It makes him unbelievably uncomfortable and he doesn’t quite know why. He’s twenty seven years old, he pays taxes, he takes his mother out for lunch on Sundays; he is a grown up. But he’s getting weird butterflies when he glances over his shoulder to look at Stiles and a heat in his chest that feels something like what he supposes want must feel like.
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06 Jun 2026
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“But, you don’t run,” Derek pointed out, confused.
“People can get new hobbies,” Stiles snapped. “Geez, if I’d known it was going to be this big of a deal, I’d have called you first. Want me to give you my workout schedule? That way you can coordinate your nose accordingly?”
In which Stiles' summer starts off so badly he starts running, gets pelted by paint balls, and decides he is, in fact, going crazy if he willingly wants to hang out with Derek Hale.
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- 1/1
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06 Jun 2026
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Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.
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- Part 1 of Move A Mountain
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- English
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- 69,005
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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Bookmarked by WeCannotRunFromThisHell
06 Jun 2026