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"Sometimes, when the mind is on the verge of its breaking point, it reaches out. It's volatile and desperate, and an absolute last resort. But the connection, if formed in time, is just enough to survive." Theo/Hermione.
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
11 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.…Right?
Featuring:
* Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
* Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
* Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
* Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
* Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
* A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
* Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
* And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending?- Language:
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- 20/20
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
06 May 2026
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Time travel Dramione with a side of Dumbledore bashing.
Rating is for language.- Language:
- English
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- 26/26
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
05 May 2026
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When Hermione finds out Ron is having a baby with someone else--someone he must've slept with immediately after their breakup, no less--she is so distraught that she almost forgets London traffic. While she appreciates Severus Snape keeping her from wandering into the street, it's a bit much to assume she's been confounded. It's even more bizarre when he decides that helping her is his new hobby.
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- 21,156
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
02 May 2026
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The Perils of Idiocy: Or, the Rah-Rah-Rainbows Glitter-Up-Your-Arse Sunshine-Straightjacket Jinx by Stinkerbelly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2026
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Harry gaped at Hermione. “You did this?”
“Might’ve,” she replied with a shrug.
Severus’s brain tried for: I already have a dreadful migraine, Potter, so kindly piss off before you make it worse.
What emerged instead: “Harry, you beacon of plucky perseverance, what happy twist of fate brings us your heart-warming sincerity and scruffily heroic energy today?”
A short, terrible silence followed.
“I think,” said Harry, very slowly, “I’d much rather be shouted at.”
“I would also much rather you be shouted at,” Minerva agreed.
“Right,” Harry said faintly. “Clearly I’ve walked into something much stranger than I thought.”
Severus’s brain tried for: Then kindly fuck off, you Potter-haired fuck-face.
But instead, Severus’s mouth chirped: “Keep believing in yourself, Harry! Gold stars, all around! And your hair is such a wonderfully spirited celebration of your individuality!”
Harry backed towards the door. “And I think I’m going to leave and let all of you sort out whatever—” he made a vague gesture, “—this is.”
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- Part 1 of Pranks
Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
29 Apr 2026
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No one had seen or heard from Draco Malfoy in ten years. Sentenced to two years in Azkaban after the war, he was pulled out after six months by the Ministry with a deal: go undercover to hunt down the remaining Death Eaters or serve the rest of his time. He chose the mission, and when it was over… chose to stay undercover.
Now living as Luke Richards, a deep-cover Auror in the DMLE, Draco has spent a decade hiding behind someone else’s face. Only a handful of people know who he really is, and he prefers it that way. But when he’s assigned to protect Hermione Granger from a series of escalating threats, everything starts to change. What begins as a case becomes something far more dangerous: an unraveling of the life he once gave everything to protect. He might even have a chance to become the man he was meant to be—if he’s brave enough to stop hiding.
A slow burn, post-war action/romance told from Draco’s POV. It features a mystery, angst, redemption, and a witch that changes everything.
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- 19/19
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
21 Apr 2026
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When the war came to an end Hermione found her gift. She was determined to use it to heal the world. But being the overachieving swot, going into a healers program wasn't enough. Hermione decided that in order to make sure that no one in the magical world is ever lost needlessly again, she becomes a muggle physician too, because who would she be if she didn't revolutionize medicine in both worlds? The only problem is, she can't let go.
When Ron leaves her, she's more distraught that she's not as sad as she should be. Then on a lark during her birthday the ladies decide to have a bit of magical fun, which leads a previously dead Severus Snape to fall out of the sky at her feet, only now very much alive.
What will Hermione do when she realizes that in order to have everything she's ever wanted, she has to give up everything she thought she needed to be? Will she choose love with a man thought lost or will she give up her second chance at happiness?
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14 Apr 2026
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"Was that your plan, Miss Granger? To scream obscenities and leave?"
SS/HG HEA...Always :)
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
11 Apr 2026
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Every witch and wizard knows the story of the Eze Baby. Taken from her pram by a squib never to be seen again, the greatest tragedy of the Cote d'Azur. What happens when the baby in the picture looks just like the baby pictures Hermione has seen her whole life?
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- 64/64
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
10 Apr 2026
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The shunned wizard. The bought witch.
Though had she simply sold herself in another way?
No, no, this was *her* choice.SS/HG HEA...Always :) Oh, and as ever, Ron-bashing
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
11 Jan 2026
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A witch scorned will have nothing on a witch sold. SSHG HEA...Always :)
Inspired by A Difficult Man by Sixpence_Jones
Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
11 Jan 2026
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He scratched at the back of his neck. "I mean, you didn't even like kissing."
I didn't like kissing you. But the words burned unsaid on her tongue. "It's fine, Ron." Hermione patted the tome in her lap. "And I'll be here with my book. As expected."
SS/HG HEA...Always :)
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
11 Jan 2026
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"Fine." Hermione huffs and crosses her arms. "Kiss."
Four eyes bore into her.
"I'm sorry?" Harry sputters.
"You heard me. Kiss."
Harry's breathing accelerates. Draco's jaw tenses, the muscles flexing so tight she's sure it's uncomfortable.
"That's the problem, right? You want Draco." Her hand waves from Harry to Draco. "And you want Harry." She waves it back the other direction. "So have at it."
"Hermione, that's not—" Harry sets his drink down on the coffee table.
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Hermione has a newfound mission— get her two best friends, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, together. When she auctions off their time and wins (with the intention of trapping the two alone), her prize becomes more than she bargained for (in the best way).
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10 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
07 Jan 2022
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Sirius, a young Russian billionaire hires Remus, who is working part time as a call boy to make ends meet. Things happen, feelings occur.
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- 61,997
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
17 Nov 2021
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
01 Oct 2020
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My Name Was Safest in Your Mouth by alpha_exodus for zeitgeistic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2017
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Harry didn’t ask for Malfoy to walk into his shop after so many years. But one event leads to another, and soon they’re scrambling to help Hermione find the solution to one of the most insidious viruses the wizarding world has ever seen. To make matters worse, Malfoy’s hiding something, and Harry really wants to kiss him—except Malfoy doesn’t date. Ever.
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- 46,134
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
01 Oct 2020
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With his children now at adulthood and his marriage to Ginny Weasley over, Harry is ready to start over as Hogwarts' new Defense Against Dark Arts professor. He's convinced that he's going to live his life alone but Neville isn't so sure that's what's actually going to happen. Neither quite understand their sexualities, but can they make things work together?
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- English
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- 41,525
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- 9/9
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- 6
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- 228
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
01 Oct 2020
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The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal by olivieblake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2020
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Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the current King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal
- Language:
- English
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- 503,570
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 18
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- 2,146
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
01 Oct 2020
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The Princess's Guide to Popular Statecraft by olivieblake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2020
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What comes after you marry the love of your life? Predictably, bliss—but when your new husband is next in line for the British throne, wrangling a kingdom is just par for the course. A guide to international diplomacy, maintaining a stiff upper lip, and doing some actual good in the world. Sequel to The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.
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- Part 2 of The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal
- Language:
- English
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- 187,531
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by Violet_Phoenix
01 Oct 2020