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“I hate Steve Harrington getting all up in my case about ‘finding a man and settling down’ more, so yeah…"
“Yeah… uhm," Mike seemed to be stalling, "Why don’t you?”
Will frowned. “Why don’t I what?”
Another pause.
“Why don’t you settle down?”
“Because, Michael,” Will turned off the loudspeaker and brought the phone closer to himself again, “don’t know if you have noticed but- I have not, in fact, found a man.”
Mike let out a dry laugh. It had a hint of cruelty in it. But Will quickly brushed it off. Mike had let go of his teenage brutishness a long time ago. He was a father of a five-year-old now.
“You find plenty of men, Will. Rather… a plenty of men find you.”
Was there an accusation hidden there somewhere?
“Well, yeah… I guess?” Will fumbled around for the right words to form a suitable reply. “Thank you?”
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It has been more than a decade. Will had assumed he would fall out of touch with Mike but he hadn't. Mike had changed and so had he. However, there are unfinished conversations yet to be had and wounds yet to be uncovered. Things come to a head at the Byers-Harrington Christmas party.
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To love that well which thou must leave ere long by VeryAnonymousHuman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2023
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“Why would Crowley file a requisition to Heaven to be human?” Aziraphale snapped for real this time.
The Scrivener found themself momentarily frozen in fear. It took them a while to unlock their jaw.
“Well… Sir… It’s just…”
“ANSWER!”
“It’s just that… the Book of Life is in Heaven, isn’t it? And after the Metatron, the only one who can make changes to it is… well, you. And Her, of course, but She…” their voice died down on its own. It was obvious that the Supreme Archangel wasn’t listening.
“Crowley wants me to make him human?”
The Scrivener remained silent.
Aziraphale shook his head, seemingly unconscious of what he was doing.
“Crowley wants me to make him… mortal?”
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At some point after Aziraphale leaves, Crowley meets a human who reminds him of someone that he had known for 6 millennia. Crowley tries to escape, terrified of another heartbreak. But eventually, he finds himself not wishing for eternity anymore. Not if eternity means going on without him.
(PLEASE NOTE: The Original Male Character that Crowley falls for is based on Michael Sheen. The real one. But this is NOT an RPF.)
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The Rest is Silence by VeryAnonymousHuman
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV)
02 Aug 2023
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What eats away at Sieun later that night is that...
...he couldn't tell right away.
He didn't even know who it was that he was looking at till a very familiar old woman came back to hand the man in the wheelchair his ticket.
The man in the wheelchair.
It later kills Sieun that he had actually forgotten that smile somewhere along the way.
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OR, 10 years after the "accident", Sieun stumbles across a man in a wheelchair. A man that Sieun had promised he wouldn't forget.
Trigger Warning: Mentions of suicide and child abuse- related to Beom-Seok.
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The Autumn Years by VeryAnonymousHuman
Fandoms: 成化十四年 | The Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty (TV), 成化十四年 - 梦溪石 | The Fourteenth Year of Chenghua - Mèng Xī Shí
03 Jul 2023
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"You are 50. And Sui Dage is even older. So… if there’s something wrong… medically, you might want to talk to Pei Huai inste-”
“Medically!?” It took Tang Fan some extra seconds to even grasp what Dong’er was getting at.
“Well, past 50, things in that department do become more complicated, right?” Dong’er reasoned. “I have this friend who sells… well you know. But they don’t really work. When you’re of that age, you really do have to visit a physician and-”
“That’s not the issue!” Tang Fan screeched, his face an alarming shade of red.
“Then what’s the issue?” Dong’er frowned.
Tang Fan tried to reel himself back in. He heaved in a few breaths before leaning in to whisper: “He can. He just doesn’t want to. Now.”
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Dong'er is married and pregnant with her second child. She returns to the Capitol to discover her adoptive fathers are facing a rather... complicated problem in their autumn years.
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The voice, Lip had to admit, had an extremely peculiar but familiar quality to it. It was a child of course. Couldn’t be older than 10. Probably a lot younger. Probably also very nervous at having accidentally made this connection. But the voice didn’t betray much of that nervousness at all. It was rather self-assured. Even if it was all pretense, it was a very well-developed façade of propriety and self-possession.
“And who might you be?” he ventured to ask as gently as possible.
“I… I can’t say.”
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Lip, high as a kite, breaks into the old Gallagher house one night and discovers a phone ringing. A landline that he had forgotten they ever had. Somehow, the voice on the other end knows this old, obsolete number. The voice also seems to know who he is.
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“So…” he began again, “Fuck buddies, right?”
Carmy quickly negated this assumption as well. “He wasn’t a buddy. He was my boss.”
Richie nodded again before frowning. “Aren’t there rules against that shit?”
“You were just talking about Sydney and I-”
Richie waved off that statement, “This is barely a legit workplace and you’re barely a boss. I just thought you worked somewhere uppity in New York.”
“I did.”
“And you fucked the boss?”
“Well, he fucked me.”
“No shit!” Richie let out a surprised laughed. “But then, you are gay.”
Carmy, once again, quite inexplicable shook his head in negation. “I’m not.”
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Richie decides to join in with everyone else to tease Carmy regarding his apparent chemistry with Sydney and he ends up in a rabbit-hole of discussion regarding Carmen's rather complicated sexual history.
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The Beef's shut down and preparations to open the Bear are in full swing. Carmy seems to be more at peace with himself than he ever was. But few fears still remain unaddressed.
Richie decides a late-night conversation is necessary to address the concern that's on everyone's mind. However, as the night progresses, he finds himself on the other end of the interrogation table, being forced to confront issues he has pushed under the rug decades ago.
(This is a very short, and relatively light fic that doesn't go super deep into any of the issues mentioned. Sorry if you were expecting a more in-depth dive.)
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He was already at the door when he heard Ian speak again.
“When will you be back?”
Mickey sighed.
“Lip suggested that we all stay over. He got some vintage B-grade horrors or some shit and he wants to test how Carl…”
The strange undertone in Ian’s voice startled him into halting midway. He turned around to see Ian’s eyes pinned on him from the other side of the room.
“Try to come back by 11, yeah? I’ll be back by then.”
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It's the 8th year of his marriage with Ian and Mickey would rather die than admit it.
But he hangs out with Lip now thrice a week. And strangely enough, he looks forward to it. More than he enjoys waiting around for Ian to come back home when he's done hanging out at the bar anyway. -
The Garden of Lilies. by VeryAnonymousHuman
Fandoms: รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV), รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) RPF
30 Jul 2022
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When all appeals and arguments had fallen on deaf ears, Pete had approached Porsche. They had been friends after all, once upon a time.
"He's just a child, Porsche," Pete pleaded, "He's my baby. Would you want your baby to be a part of this mess?"
Porsche's face remained eerily impassive. That was one of the many reasons why Pete had chosen to let their friendship die out.
"I understand your concerns, Pete. However, I believe you should be talking to your husband about this. And not me. As for whether or not I would want my baby to be in this mess..." Porsche's lips quirked up in a humorless smile, "That's why I chose not to have one, didn't I?"
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Ji Woo gives up on Ti Aspetto the very day the camper that was always parked in an obnoxious proximity to his house, vanishes.
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Seo Joon leaves. So does Ji Woo. Until they finally meet again 6 months later.
Ji Woo finally realises the cost of his silence.
(Added a happy epilogue!)
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He raised his eyes towards Dong Mae.
"Come with me."
Dong Mae held his gaze.
"I thought you weren't going to be as cruel as the woman."
"It's in my blood to be cruel to you, Gu Dong Mae. And it is in your blood to suffer. Come with me."
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The sad ending. And the sunshine and glory that follows.
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“Is it that difficult to waste one evening of your life with me?” the words seemed to flow out without his permission. For a second, Jae Shin was mortified. But, after the red, hot, embarrassment of the moment had thawed, he was glad he had lost control for a second.
Six months had passed since he had met Yong Ha last. He could excuse the unanswered letters, the casual rejections to suggestions of meeting up at some inn (strategically chosen so that it was near Yong Ha’s new shop). He could excuse a lot. But tonight, he had booked a room at the only inn in town that cooked the bizarre fish that Yong Ha had become addicted to as a child while travelling with his father. He had even managed to obtain a dozen of the pretentious exotic fruits that Yong Ha used to gorge on.
“It’s not like we haven’t done this before, Yong Ha. We have been doing this since before Lee Sun Joon and… and she ever came into the picture. We grew up together. Spend each second of every day together. You have been my shadow for…”
“I can’t anymore.”
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Moon Jae Shin is trying his level best to get over Dae Mul. That's the only possible reason why he was trying to hang out with Yong Ha alone, right? -
Dong'er's Wedding by VeryAnonymousHuman
Fandoms: 成化十四年 | The Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty (TV)
20 Nov 2021
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Dong’er sighed. “You think I don’t know that? Why do you think my “fathers” still haven’t found the time to congratulate me on the engagement? They have spent the last three years looking for dirt on him.”
“That’s… only fair, I guess. I mean, I have no experience with this but… You’re the only child they have,” Wang Zhi reasoned.
Dong’er gave Wang Zhi a look of immense disappointment and exhaustion. “They agreed to this match last week. After they finally accepted that my fiancé's sister’s husband’s father’s retainers’ wife’s cousin had never been charged with the neglect of cattle."
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Dong'er's wedding is around the corner and Wang Zhi returns to the capital. Soon he learns that Dong'er's fathers are engaged in yet another disagreement regarding the marriage that has split them apart again.
Wang Zhi has to step in to handle matters.
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“Then… how?” Gi-hun asked rather inelegantly. "If I can't go back in as a contestant then..."
Jun-ho made a valiant attempt to not role his eyes. “As a VIP of course. You’re filthy rich.”
“A VIP!” Gi-hun jerked back as if he had been struck.
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OR, Jun-ho and Gi-hun both have a common goal. The need to bring the Game down. But the only way to do so is by re-entering the game. Only this time, in very different roles.***3rd chapter updated***
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The Lie by VeryAnonymousHuman
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Aug 2021
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“Did we fuck?”
That’s what Dirk was asking.
And that’s what made Todd’s brain screech to a stop like it had done last night. The immediate flashback of trying to disentangle from a very warm and enticingly naked Dirk, that his brain generously supplied him with, also did not help matters.
“Er… uhh…. Yesterday? Did something happen yesterday? I don’t know, man. I woke up beside Farah all covered up in glitter.”
The lie was out of his mouth before he had even consciously thought about it.
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OR, Todd ends up sleeping with Dirk on the night of Sound of Nothing. However, he freaks out and lies when asked about it the next morning. But since the Universe works in absolutely assholish ways, it immediately supplies Dirk with another guy named Todd who gladly owns up to sleeping with Dirk the previous night. And this guy is everything Todd's not. Tall, well-built... But he is also something that Todd absolutely is- a filthy liar. One intent on permanently remaining attached to Dirk's lips.Todd knows he should tell Dirk the truth. But owning up to a lie is way more difficult now that he knows what the aftermath of it can be.
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“You’re pregnant,” B-15 announced bluntly over breakfast one day.
Loki had just exited the tiny bathroom of the safehouse they were squatting at, for the moment, after having poured out his guts into the toilet for 15 whole minutes. Quite justifiably, he wasn’t in the best mood to be crossed.
“Fuck off,” he said genially as he hurried to escape the smell of fried eggs.
“Your morning sickness is worsening,” B-15 continued as if she had not heard him, “I wouldn’t have said anything otherwise. You need a doctor or something.”
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After the TVA is successfully burnt to the ground, Loki escapes with Mobius, Casey and Hunter B-15. This is when he realizes that he's pregnant.
Since none of them have a Tempad with a lot of juice, they're basically stuck till they can figure out how to travel back to each of their original timelines.
Loki is unsure of whether he should at all tell Mobius anything since Mobius has a life to go back to. Moreover, he needs to head over to Asgard if he wants any shot at saving his baby.
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Ravonna stared at him for a solid minute. “You truly are an imbecile.”
Mobius chuckled again. “I know. So, I can’t answer that question. But I can answer another.”
“Which one?”
“Do I regret loving him?” Mobius smiled as he looked down at his bloodied hands. “I do, yes.”
These were the very words that Ravonna had always wanted to hear. But strangely enough, she said nothing.
Mobius looked her in the eyes, “I gave you what you wanted. Now… please. No more. Just kill me.”
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Right after Mobius goes back from the wasteland at the end of Time, he is arrested by Ravonna and put in a holding cell. There is only one question that TVA needs him to answer: Where is Loki?
Meanwhile, Loki starts journeying across a variety of timelines to look for his Mobius. When he finally reaches him, he realises that even his Mobius can no longer remember him. He, now, must not only figure out what Ravonna did to Mobius, but he also has to reconcile himself with the fact that Mobius might never again be able to love him back.
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As he collapsed to the ground, all he could think of were those words. Those words that had ripped a hole in him.
“Who are you? What’s your name?”
Loki woke up in the time theatre.
He felt a terrifying hope squeezing his heart.
It was a dream. It was all a really bad dream. I just fell asleep here after Mobius left the room.
Now all I have to do is wait for him to come back.
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"Little Lamb who made thee
Dost thou know who made thee?"Loki had never bothered finding out the origins of the accursedly average Mobius M. Mobius.
In fact, he didn’t even realise he was the possessor of that ridiculous name till he saw it on his grave.
Well, the TVA didn’t quite believe in graves. And even if it did, someone like Mobius would never have been honoured with one anyway.
No, the grave Loki looks upon is a simulation. The TVA take it down after exactly 26 minutes of mourning. An hour in some world perhaps. Then they get back to work.
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Loki doesn't think much about Mobius till almost a month after Mobius' death. When he does, he realises that the shockingly average man had stood for something much more important; something Loki had taken for granted time and again. Mobius had meant home.
Loki figures out that the solution must be simple. After all, Mobius must lived at some point of time.
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Hey Jealousy by VeryAnonymousHuman
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies)
20 Jun 2021
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“Captain America doesn’t get to sleep around, huh?” one of the military guys hollered.
(“Walker. John Walker,” he had introduced himself a while back.)“Shut up, man,” Sam muttered, quickly glancing at Bucky to see his reaction. He could tell them about Bucky but… he probably should tell Bucky about Bucky first.
"Oh! Ohhh! He’s trying not to blush!” the guy called Hoskins laughed as he slapped Sam on the back.
“What are you, fourteen?” Sam rolled his eyes before turning towards Walker, “It’s not like you all get to go on a lot of dates either. Been there, done that, remember?”
Walker let out a laugh. “That’s only if you have very strict preferences,” he winked at Sam, “I believe…” he turned towards Bucky to directly catch his eye, “We all need to be a bit more… flexible.”
OR, Sam has a crush on Bucky and everyone knows. So Bucky probably knows too, right? Probably. Obviously. Plus Sam's pretty sure Bucky likes him back as well. Which is why things take a sharp turn when John Fucking Walker enters the picture and starts flirting with Bucky.
Sam doesn't... take it well, to put it politely. To put it bluntly: He majestically puts his foot in his mouth and ends up hurting Bucky.