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Jack stares at him. “I feel like you’ve skipped a few lines of script, brother. Why are you booking a hotel?”
“You said your friend is coming over,” Robby reminds him. “Look – I got it. Message received. I don’t mind crashing somewhere else for a few nights if it spares you telling all your army buddies that you’re dating a dude.”
Or: When Jack invites an old veteran friend to stay with them, it turns out Robby's vague worries about homophobia are only the tip of the iceberg.
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“I’m sorry,” Robby says slowly, stiffly, “I think I must have misheard you, because I’m pretty sure I just heard you tell me that my mother, whom I haven’t seen in almost fifty years, came to my place of work today, the one time this week that I wasn’t there.”
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“Well, if you’ve never tried it, that’s all the more reason to come camping with me," Jack says. "It’s less than a two-hour drive, it’s great for hiking, and my tent fits two people.”
Robby looks amused. “Are you going to protect me from bears?”
“If I have to,” Jack says, which is better than the more inappropriate, if equally true, I would take a bullet for you. “So, is that a yes?”
Robby’s dark eyes dart, briefly, to the floor, then back up to meet Jack's gaze. “Do you really want me there?”
Or: Twelve hours after Robby leaves on his sabbatical, Jack’s phone buzzes with an incoming call. Jack spends the next few weeks bullying Robby into staying in his guest room, then staying in his tent, and then just staying, period.
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The Mountain is Waiting by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, The League of Gentlemen RPF, Inside No. 9 (TV) RPF
11 Jun 2026
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“You’re unbelievable,” Steve says, shaking his head. “I’m sorry for what I said, but also, you’ve got to realise that there’s no point in going on holiday if you’re just going to hold yourself back this whole time. You might as well have stayed in London for that!”
Reece swallows. Once again, he’s plagued by the uncomfortable feeling that Steve might have a point. “Yeah, well, it’s fucking hard,” he says. “I already feel like an imposter just being here.”
Or: Steve convinces Reece to go to Spain for a week for the first holiday abroad of his life. Reece is pretty sure it'll take longer than that to unlearn a lifetime of worries.
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Under the Milky Way by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: The League of Gentlemen RPF, Inside No. 9 (TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
11 May 2026
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For Reece, the worst part of realising he's gay is knowing for a fact that Steve is not.
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Castiel being his melodramatic and pessimistic self by Vamillepudding
Fandom Supernatural
29 Mar 2015
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The one in which Castiel is not the cute cuddly gentleman we see in most fics.
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look on down from the bridge by CivilBores
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Apr 2025
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“You saw the body?” Jason asks. It’s a stupid question—of course Tim saw it. Tim was the one who found it, who rolled it into the carpet in the first place. But there’s a second question wrapped up in his strangled tone, which is: Are you okay after seeing the body?
Tim just purses his lips, almost indignant. “This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a corpse before, Jason.”
Right, Jason thinks, but it’s the first time the corpse has been your own fucking dad.
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Tim is desperate to keep his father’s death a secret from Bruce at all costs. Which is how he ends up hiding a body with Jason Todd, of all people.
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21 May 2025
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let fall the world by perfidiousalbion
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
09 Dec 2024
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Silco’s face is hard and he shoves his pick back in its holder; chucks his helmet noisily into his locker. ‘Well. Don’t want,’ he says, and leaves.
Don’t want. Impossible. Impossible, when Vander is next to Silco every day watching the lean flex of his muscles beneath his skin, watching him scrape his hair back into a rough knot, watching him crick his neck as he tips a glass of whisky back and forth in his clever, narrow-fingered hands. Don’t want. Easier said than done.
Or: before it all went wrong, Silco and Vander had something good.
Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
16 Jan 2025
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Silco’s not the kind to tempt people with honey; he goes straight for the whip. There’s one place he and Vander differ.
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"There are details in this document that absolutely no one should know unless they have inside information on us. There’s hints that they know our patrol schedules and regularly keep tabs on us. I don't know who's behind this, or what they want with Batman, but tracking the writer needs to be a priority."
"And this document is… a fanfiction?"
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(Tim Drake writes Batman fanfiction. He doesn't expect Batman to actually find it.)
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18 Aug 2024
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A ghost sighting and a seance. Charles is a pro at handling this whole "your best mate's in love with you" thing.
"Right, so," Charles says. "Thing is, Edwin's already in love with me, so he's not gonna go out with you. Sorry. Just trying to warn you before you get too close, mate...It's making you look a bit pathetic, is all."
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28 Jun 2024
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An encounter with an enchanted puzzle box locks up most of Charles’ memories and leaves him thinking he and Edwin are in love. With a recipe from Tragic Mick for a potion to counteract the spell and strict instructions to go along with Charles' delusions, all Edwin has to do is keep up the ruse for three days. He can make it three days. Right?
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26 Jun 2024