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Next time, draft a contract by dragleban_deubra
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
08 Jun 2026
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Dick is covering for Batman at a League meeting when they are called out to deal with an emergency unexpectedly. Barry contracts a contagious virus, and the League has to stay quarantined until the vaccine is finished. The only problem is, the League doesn't know that Batman doesn't work alone, or that the Batman they're working with right now isn't the Batman they know at all.
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04 Jul 2026
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"Come on, show me your masterpiece," Grace said, feeling helplessly charmed. "What's it about?"
"Is proposal," Rocky said.
"Oh yeah?" Grace smiled. He stretched his arms up, reaching until his spine popped. Maybe taking a break from his experiments was the right call after all. "Sounds exciting. What are you proposing?"
"Propose Grace Rocky get married," Rocky said.
Grace twitched violently, fell sideways off the viewing platform, and banged his elbow hard into DGCR screen six.
Rocky and Grace watch a movie and talk about their friendship. Also they love each other to the ends of the infinite, expanding universe.
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26 Jun 2026
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Live and Let die by Veronero
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
24 Jun 2026
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When Satoru closed his eyes for the final time, he never expected to wake up. His death was the only thing he was sure of in this strange new world.
He closed his eyes, the great Gojo Satoru, the god amongst mortals, the strongest, and his heart stopped beating.
He was dead. That was it.So why was he still here? Why could he hear his beating heart, his breath, could feel the world around him? Why could he still see?
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22 Jun 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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02 Jun 2026
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"So he's really paralyzed?" Simon asks.
"Oh? Uh, yeah." Grace turns back to Rocky's sleeping form and gestures broadly at him.
Rocky is curled at the bottom of his tunnel, legs at his sides, body resting on the ground.
Simon nods, looking uncomfortable. "So he won't interrupt."
"Nah, he can't, he's– huh?" Grace fumbles for his glasses in earnest now. His heart rate picks up, but he's sort of hoping he's wildly misinterpreting what he just heard.
"Sit back down." Simon growls as Grace goes to stand up.
Slowly, Grace sits back down on the floor. He looks Simon over again and realizes, with a panicked flutter in his stomach that quickly spreads through his limbs like ice water, that Simon is holding a razor blade.
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Grace & Rocky decide to go check out an SOS call. It could have gone better. (Trust me, eventual codependent friendship all around.)
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02 Jun 2026
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What Does it Mean to Be Home? by Ghost_Guard_13
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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His father warns him to be quiet. His mother kisses his head. He reaches for them, silently pleading for them to join him, and survive with him. They leave.
The doors rattle. Screaming ceased. Din felt scared, but he knew what was coming. The droid would find him, but the Mandalorian would be faster.
This dream has never changed in the thirty years since it happened to him.
Din holds himself, clutching the sleeves of his red robes, smelling his mother's perfume even though he knows he doesn't remember what it smells like anymore.
But...he does.
How does he remember?
OR. Force osik. Din gets sent back in time to when he was saved by Death Watch, except Cody and the 212th save him instead.
EDIT: I changed the titled with a different unpublished WIP of mine because I realized it fit better...
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- Part 3 of Space Husbands
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27 May 2026
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Dual Wield by Hollow_Grave
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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Title subject to change.
While taking down a slaver ring, Din and Boba are transported to the past, not that Din knows it at first. Dropped onto Sundari, supposed capital of Mandalore, a planet and people Din believes to be erased, what is he to do? Especially when he hears about a certain Sith, an aruetii, who supposedly stole the title of Mand'alor but is not Mandalorian? Well, Din has to take his lawful place, right? Even if that means picking up strays, reluctantly doing his job of ruling a people, speaking to his (two??) Darksabers, and so so much more.
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Din essentially fixes everything using the sheer power of Mandalorian honor and will. What do you mean there's an army of clones? Those look like Mandalorians to me. Bring 'em in. And those jetii? Well, I've got nothing against them. Did I tell you 'bout my kiddo yet?- Language:
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27 May 2026
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Doppelgänger by hopelesspapaya
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Gray Man (2022)
23 Jun 2026
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Six didn't escape. Now under the thumb of CIA senior operations officer Suzanne Brewer, with Claire's life leveraged against him, he's suddenly confronted with an assignment from the last place he'd expect: the Petrova Task Force.
A threat's been made against number-two-admin Ryland Grace, and they need a body double. Six is definitely, totally, no way related.
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23 May 2026
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Not Even a Dog by HeartofMossyStone
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, The Gray Man (2022)
31 May 2026
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Court stared at the ground. He could just kill her. He was already here. But doing that wouldn’t save his baby brother, couldn’t bring him back. It wouldn’t even be justified, because vengeance only really worked if someone tangible to you was hurt. Even if Court could hold a gun to her head and force her to turn the ship around, it wouldn’t matter.
Ryland didn’t even remember him.
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23 May 2026
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let's hear it for the mand'alor by collisionofworlds
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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"I've scheduled you a parley," Bo-Katan says, ignoring Din with her usual haughty indifference. It's strange that she uses the term parley, a Basic word which Din has always understood to mean meeting with an enemy, and not the Mando’an urcye. If the context is that this parade of alors is, in fact, Din’s enemy, then he should be allowed to get away with a lot more punching. "With the alor of Clan Ordo. They've been hiding since the Night of a Thousand Tears. If you can secure their loyalty—"
"I won't," Din says.
"If you can secure their loyalty," Bo-Katan continues, gritting her teeth, "I believe it will go a long way to convincing other foundational clans to find you legitimate."
"I'm not legitimate," Din says.
"We'll just have to agree to disagree," Bo-Katan says.
"I don't agree," Din says.
She throws her hands up and storms off. It doesn't give Din as much satisfaction as he'd hoped it would, because he still has the kriffing parley, and he still has the kriffing Darksaber, and he's still the kriffing Mand'alor.
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Or, Din wins the Darksaber, which Bo-Katan says puts him in charge. He has some opinions about this.- Language:
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10 May 2026
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Just something that came to me after chapter 32. I was re-watching the anime and at that moment when Jin deflates after lying in bed I thought: 'Damn, that's some pressure Jin's got on his shoulders'. I guess I just wanted the scene to make some introspection in his character; which it clearly didn't :/
I gave my bestBookmarked by UtterAbsurdity
06 May 2026
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Jin doesn’t sleep as much as he probably should, the nightmares are too much.
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06 May 2026
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Court spent most nights in the juvenile detention facility burdened with the knowledge of what his father's blood felt like. He remembered the slimy texture of it and the way it stained his hands long after the worst of it had been washed away. His thoughts kept on circling back to that night and the sounds that his father made as he beat the living shit out of him, the quiet thump thump thump from where his fists connected with his father's meaty flesh. He hit and kept on hitting until the man finally stopped moving, stopped gurgling, stopped breathing. Later, the witness documents will say that it was loud, that Court ran into the room screaming and shouting, whaling like the wrath of God, but in his memories, it's always quiet. A dull, muted, and rhythmic thumping. Even now, after all these years he is a quiet man.
According to Fitzroy, this makes him a good man. But really, what Fitzroy means to say is that he is a good killer.
A good Gray-man.
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Sierra Four gives Sierra Six more than just a necklace.
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- Part 1 of "One must imagine Sisyphus happy"
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29 Apr 2026
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The guy on the doorstep is coiled tight but trying to look casual, his lips pulling back to reveal a smile that shows too much teeth to be called anything but "predatory".
"Hi! I'm Lloyd. You must be Six."
Six swallows a sigh, turning sideways to allow the other man entry into the house.
Lloyd steps in without hesitation, pulling the (very expensive-looking) sunglasses off of his face and sliding them into the front-pocket of his (Gucci?) shirt.
He takes a moment to examine his surroundings as Six quietly shuts the door.
With his designer clothes and his delicately-groomed mustache, Lloyd somehow manages to look both entirely out of place and absolutely comfortable in the middle of a C.I.A. safe house.
He pops his lips and turns back to face Six, spreading his arms after a moment of silence.
"Well, where would the world be without the buddy system, am I right? Let's get to work."
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29 Apr 2026
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He tells himself things can be different. That it is still about choice.
It's only when he's standing above the dying body of his father – the powder burns from his gun tainting his fingers black – that he's struck with the sudden realization that he's always been destined to inherit the violence of his father; that this blood-lusting rage is so deeply carved into his DNA, he cannot have one without the other.or; Six does not feel comfortable in his own skin
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- Part 4 of goose fics
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29 Apr 2026
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Two brothers.
One lives in the shadows, one is destined for the stars.
One is nameless, the other’s name will never be forgotten.
Six has watched over his brother for their whole lives. Now, Ryland is in a psychotic killer's crosshairs, and Six must race to save the only person who matters to him.
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- Part 1 of Gray Cosmos
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29 Apr 2026
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Dr Grace, (and his role in Project Hail Mary) from the perspective of the Primary Crew of the Hail Mary across three moments as they prepare to save the world.
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- Part 4 of My PHM fics
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24 Apr 2026
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someday you will find me by ForestDivinity
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up, goes to work, feels the rain on his face, teaches his students, cries over the galaxy, and dreams about a rock.
Wait.
What's that last one all about?
There is a feeling in the back of his head like he's forgetting something. Is he forgetting something?
Is he forgetting something again?
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20 Apr 2026
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resonance by decimalsbuiltdifferent
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 May 2026
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"Grace sad, not good. I fix."
"… Um. How?" I ask. "Oh, God, please don't make me a human-shaped robot to hug. That would be so creepy."
"No robot," Rocky promises.
(Or: Grace was touch-starved even before he left Earth. Rocky attempts to fix.)
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- Part 4 of project hail mary fics :)))))
- Part 1 of resonance
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18 Apr 2026
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Grace Had Mate by RisingAnarchy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 May 2026
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“Always think,” Rocky shifted his ball closer, bumping into Grace’s shoulder. Grace bumped it back, lips quirking up. “Think, think, think. Human brain never shut off. What Grace think about, question?”
Grace went quiet for a moment and looked away. “Uh, my… ‘mate.’ Back on Earth. I remember I had one.”
A series of happy little squeaks and chirps erupted from Rocky, his claws waving in frantic little jazz hands. He must have been excited to realize Grace had someone waiting for him back at home. Grace still didn't have the heart to tell him the truth, and likely never would. He shakes the thought away and focuses, eyes half-lidded and flickering back toward Rocky. The display pulled a genuine smile from Grace, though he wasn’t sure there was anything happy about the man back on Earth who grabbed him like a dog.
________________Alternatively, Grace has a flashback and subsequent revelations about himself and the person he was dating back on Earth. It affects him more than he thought it would.
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08 Apr 2026