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“I put in 1095, but it won’t turn off!” Dennis shrieks, trying to be heard over the sound of the alarm. He knows that he didn’t get the numbers wrong because he’s staring right at them on the crumpled sticky note. “What am I doing wrong?”
“Did you push the off button?”
Dennis looks at the keypad, not seeing anything that says Off. “What?!”
“Put the code in and push the pound sign after.”
Dennis does as he’s told, except, in his panic, he hits the asterisk instead. “Shit.”
“It’s the hashtag,” Robby says, sounding entirely put out.
“I know what a pound sign is,” Dennis grumbles, hitting the button and noticing the word Off in the smallest font known to man under the #.
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Or, 5 times Dennis sets off Robby's alarm, + 1 time Robby does it himself.
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26 Jun 2026
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how to get a boyfriend (and a son): a Guide by Ryland Grace by throttleheart
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
05 Jun 2026
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Simon goes to pick up his son from school and Grace manages to embarrass himself in front of the huzz.
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23 Jun 2026
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After five months of his ED residency, Dennis has noticed a... peculiarity in the way Robby treats him compared to the other residents. Luckily for him, he might get some answers during one very not-so-great shift. Unfortunately for him, he has to suffer through it first.
Takes place a little over a year after Season 1.
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21 Jun 2026
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And So Came the Butcher by chromevamp
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jun 2026
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"Friend for Grace. New human. Yes. Rocky fix Grace emotional problems. Sleep better now. Approve question?”
Rocky wants to do good by his best friend, so he brings in another human unintentionally fished up from an expedition.
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20 Jun 2026
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One second Ryland sat beside the fire, breathing crying beneath the stars. The next Simon shoved into him hard enough that both of them crashed backward into the sand. Ryland made a startled sound as the blanket twisted beneath them. Sand scattered. The firelight jumped gold across Ryland’s shocked face.
Simon didn’t know what he was doing.
He had never done this before.
Not really. Simon just suddenly could not survive the distance between them anymore.
So he closed it.
And kissed him.
Hard.If you are scrolling late at night with your morals in one hand and your phone in the other and you just want to get to the smut, start at Chapter 11.
Sneak Peek: “The metal thumb of the prosthetic pressed lightly against Ryland’s mouth. Ryland opened for him immediately.”
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15 Jun 2026