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How typical humans react to hardships, in 4 figures.
Preserved for posterity.- Language:
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Selected poems by UselessCommon.
Most of them follow the traditional rhyme and rhythm structure. Some do not, though there isn't much full-on free verse.
Some of them are more songs than poems, but I am no musician, and have not written the melodies to accompany the lyrics. -
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The reign of the Most Divinely Appointed Eternal Dragon-Queen Alegerina, Sovereign of Delnir, Phasfat, Mirililox and other Lands and Territories, Archduchess of Jibil, Conqueror of Tilat and Miladonia, Warmistress, Archmage, Mistress of Rituals, Defender of the People, long may she reign. And of her husband Gregory.
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The Ballad of Asa and Hane by UselessCommon
Fandoms: Original Work, Japanese Archipelago Folk Religion & Lore, 鶴女房 | The Crane Wife (Japan Folk Tale)
05 Dec 2025
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A narrative poem retelling a classic and ubiquitous folk story about doomed romance - now with slightly less doom.
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An idea is a most resilient and contagious kind of parasite.
One should, perhaps, be concerned about cross-contamination when performing experimental surgery.- Language:
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Umineko games in which Beatrice loses, one way or another.
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bunch of dookie poetry, if you read or like this THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUU <3 <3 <3 <3
do be warned!! i write what i want!Bookmarked by UselessCommon
04 Feb 2026
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It sure was convenient that within moments of Steven's message going out, a random court jester who no one had seen for millennia suddenly had access to a brainwashing scythe and a planet-killing superweapon. Where'd she get that stuff, I wonder? And when Connie and Peridot find out, what are they going to do about it?
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26 Jan 2026
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Flighty Broads and their Supernatural Passive-Aggressive Power Plays by swordmouse
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Mar 2020
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Rose, a fae, engages in a battle of wits with the attractive vampire at the All Hallow's Eve festival. Things go downhill from there.
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22 Jan 2026
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A collection of poetry that I will update inconsistently.
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27 Dec 2025
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The Thing That Loomed in the Darkness by Troutwaxer
Fandoms: Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Cthulhu Mythos - Fandom, LOVECRAFT H. P. - Works, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
12 Jul 2020
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Much has been written about the terrible fates of those who investigate the Cthulhu Mythos too deeply, but what of those who were born already enmeshed in the dark cults of the Outer Gods? What of their lives and fates as they are led from insanity to other, deeper forms of madness, eventually gaining personal experience with all the terrors of the cosmos, from too-intimate knowledge of the tentacled horrors which lurk in the woods to terrible encounters with the infinitely cruel nature of the uncaring multiverse.
This is the story of how Tnnn'gk, a young woman born into the cult of Shub-Niggurath, undergoes her initiation, discovers the true nature of things, and goes mad - or does she? For perhaps there are more things in the Multiverse than were dreamed of in H. P. Lovecraft's ever-so-Victorian understanding of the cosmos...
Contains graphic sex involving humans, non-consensual behavior between the ultimate forces of the omniverse, and a difficult vision of the cold, uncaring nature of the cosmos.
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12 Dec 2025