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Frying Pan Meets Fire by UppityBitch for theoriginalcheeesecake
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)
19 Oct 2025
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In this human AU, personal chef Caroline competes against arrogant professional chefs on a reality cooking show judged by celebrity chef Klaus Mikaelson.
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Hell changes a person. Set in a very AU S4. Things went differently for Buffy at the end of Becoming (Part 2), now she's back and the Initiative better watch out.
This is my Spuffy love letter to heroic bloodshed movies (think Mi:II, Wanted, The Matrix). There's violence that's very, well, violent. Including gun violence (guns aren't much of Buffyverse thing- but I'm bending bullets and all kinds of rules here). I also got some sex in my violence ;-) This is fun ride though, not dark and full of angst. Based on a challenge at EF by Sharade, and originally written for the 20th round of Seasonal Spuffy (May 2016).
The character death warning doesn't apply to any of our heroes. The Initiative is a bit bigger and badder here than in canon.
Beta read by Gort and 13Lillies.
Archived at EF, AO3, and the Seasonal Spuffy LJ site ONLY.
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14 Jun 2026
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Fragile: The Bomb by ApocalypticalAngel
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
13 May 2026
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Summary: Caroline was fragile, Damon proved that with every compulsion of her mind and abuse of her body. She was too fragile to be rid of him on her own, she needed help from the biggest and baddest threat to vampires; the hybrid king himself. So she headed to New Orleans, to barter for his aid.
Even if she was 'exceedingly fragile'. But then that was also how people described bombs.Extract: “What is it you request from us?” Elijah asked her, softly, like she would spook and run.
“I want someone dead.” she answered clearly, her voice tripping along the damage to her throat.
“You seem quite resourceful.” Elijah tilted his head, analysing her. “Is this not something you could accomplish yourself?”
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13 May 2026
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It's bad enough there's one bleached pain in her ass running around her town. But now there's a whole bunch more, and they each came with their own Buffy. How is a Slayer ever supposed to fix interdimensional walls from breaking down?
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There’s a crack in the world, and only one way to seal it.
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20 Mar 2026
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When Buffy decides the reason all her relationships have either blown up or never gotten off the ground is because every guy she's ever tried to date has been too stupid tall, she realizes there's only one person who will fit her dating qualifications: Spike. Now she's just gotta convince him of that too.
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06 Feb 2026
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Sending My Love from The Other Side of the Apocalypse by cawthraven
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
30 Mar 2025
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Buffy loves Spike, even if she won’t admit it, and everyone knows that Spike is still in love with Buffy. No one approves—but don’t worry. Angel and Giles have an idea for how to deal with the problem. Too bad every curse comes with a loophole…
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01 Feb 2026
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Angsty af but ‘out for a walk bitch’-levels of glorious