Two_Idiots_That_Write



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    The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    mmmMmMmMmMMMMUUAAHH
    chefs kiss
    must read again
    absotively posolutely spectabulous, fagtastic
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    In the hours and days after returning to Marsyas Island, Linus has a lot of feelings and thoughts to work through. Mostly about himself and about Arthur, and what to do with so much new happiness.

    Set between the end of Book 1 and the Epilogue.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    MSMRPSHSMAMDNSMHMPHMHMHMHPPHHHH POST NEXT CHAPTER NEOWWWWWW

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    7-11s aren't built to house two people during a snowstorm.

    Especially not two people who swear they hate each other.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    midway through my hamilton phase and you can tell

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    This story follows Alexander and Thomas as they work through misunderstandings, jealousy, and the looming consequence of not finding their soulmate as their hostility mellows into a deep and tender friendship.

    Gradually, it becomes clear to both of them that simply being friends will never be enough - but they continually swallow down their feelings in the hopes that it will preserve what they have.

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    or the one where they both pretend they're not desperately in love with each other and fail miserably. Laf spends most of the time being absolutely done with everyone’s bullshit; Alex is painfully oblivious and thinks sharing a bed somehow equals friends and nothing more. There’s lots of UST and angst, but mainly pure, undiluted saccharine.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    waaahhhhh ilyilyilyily

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    And a flash of bright colours beginning to glow with purple sped across the sky. The Parrot. With a deep breath of cold, crisp air, he let his arrow fly.

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    Scar is the most un-heroic Viking in all the village, so when he manages to shoot the most feared avian, he thinks he will be a hero, but it doesn’t take him long to find that avians aren’t so different from humans, and after all, Scar doesn’t have the heart of a killer, does he?

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    It’s basically HTTYD but instead of Viking’s fighting dragons, they fight avians.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Nom nom nom thats some good soup