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How To Acquire A Little Brother In Ten Minutes Or Less by faithms
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
18 Oct 2021
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“What are you going to do, Drake? Kill me? Like they’d ever accept you, then, why they’d think you’re even crazier than they did befo-'' he sneers before his eyes widen to the size of saucers as he was interrupted by the older boy in front of him.
“I declare this a Battle of Standings.”
Interrupted by the older boy in front of him in Royal League Dialect which is only known by the Head, his descendents, and direct council.
Tim stares at him with unblinking eyes before continuing.
“A Battle of Standings begins by one grasping and throwing their chosen opponent’s desired weapon to their desired opposition. By catching and moving into a defensive position, you chose to accept.”
Damian swallows and tries to calm his speeding heart.
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- Part 7 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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That Awkward Moment When You Accidently Call A Rogue Mom by faithms
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
07 Aug 2021
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Hood snickers beside him while Robin lets out a snort.
Their amusement does not spread, however, considering the other two in this confrontation are frozen and staring at each other in growing horror as Red Robin and Harley both consider the implications of what this means.
Accidently calling a villain ‘Mom’ would usually just be a small thing to laugh at, but not when she recognizes the voice calling her that due to a previously very bad interaction between the two.
Like the time Joker and Harley Quinn kidnapped 12 year old Timothy Drake and electrotherapied him into thinking he was Joker Junior and that they were his parents before he inevitably ended up shooting the Joker point blank in the head, instantly killing him.
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- Part 3 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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In Tim’s haze of fire, he ends up with a thought that turns everything into ice.
It’s been a year since he came back with Bruce and he never got an apology.
So Tim walks up to his older brother who’s now taken a step backward with slightly widened eyes at the smile- the cold and very wide grin that’s taken place on Tim’s face very quickly, very suddenly -and he walks straight up to the man in front of him, puts his hands on his shoulders, and knees him straight in the dick.
Casually stepping over his older brother practically crying on the edge of the platform, and ignoring the gobsmacked look shared among Tam, the security guards, and most of the press who caught it all on camera, he walks over to wooden stand with the microphone and begins nonchalantly talking about the unfortunate mistake made by someone he doesn't care about in a division that’s so unimportant he was literally thinking about shutting it down a few weeks ago.
The questions asked by the press weren’t on topic at all.
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- Part 5 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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"It was a game," Tim smiled bemused to himself, "I think subconsciously I knew it wasn't a game… but you know when you're a kid and you still want to see the best in everyone. Cause of course all parents love their children just like the sky is blue and grass is green. That's what the movies and the books and the teachers and kids at school always said. So I wanted to play a game."
"I never really played hide and seek, but I heard some other kids talking about it- and well you know it sounded fun and like something you would do with family and it wasn't physically extenuating like tag or something so one day I decided to start playing." He stands up from stretching to start absentmindedly pacing.
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- Part 16 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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In a blink, Tim realizes he is in fact- not where he is supposed to be.
It could be the fact that he was previously in his bedroom and yet, is now in a warehouse. Assumably one on the east docks, he can tell by the smell. It could be the fact that he is wearing clothes that aren’t quite- but very close to -pooling around him like someone dressed him up in clothing meant for someone half a foot taller. Or that he shrunk.
Undoubtedly, however, the biggest clue was the man in front of him holding a gun pointed straight at him. A gun that doesn’t look all magical but definitely isn’t just technology, along with its wielder giving him the most shocked face he has ever seen.
Tim, who prides himself on being pretty fast on the uptake, absorbs all of this information in a few seconds and with all the sudden adrenaline within him decides to focus in on one thought: He is not supposed to be here.
With all the experiences a twelve year old can have after following (read: stalking) dangerous vigilantes on rooftops with no outside help or training, he decides to fall back on what he knows and what he’s comfortable with: running the fuck away.
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- Part 26 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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