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You Don't Have To Put On The Redlight by cellard00rs
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords - All Media Types
24 May 2022
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Bret hires Jemaine to be his ‘companion’.
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03 Jun 2026
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Water makes everything sexier by x_id_x (tinta_roja)
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords (TV)
19 Aug 2008
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There were ants in the apartment. Jemaine first discovered them one rainy morning in the kitchen, mounting what appeared to be a full-scale invasion on Bret's half-eaten free sandwich. They cleared out all of the food they could afford to get rid of, which wasn't much, and Bret, feeling responsible for leading the ants in in the first place, tentatively began peeling them off of the countertop with strips of sellotape. He winced every time the tiny, still-flailing black bodies came up on the tape, his face a grimace of horror and regret. Jemaine noticed.
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17 May 2026
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Blinding Lights Will Lead Us Home by moriartywearsafez
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords (TV)
09 Feb 2013
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“Do you think,” Jemaine stops and struggles to come up with the correct words, “do you ever feel that maybe you’ve missed something important that’s been in front of you for a very long time?”
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15 May 2026
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Jemaine needs a date to a party, so Bret dresses in drag.
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13 May 2026
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Butters gets thrown out of his house in high school. Kenny gives him a place to sleep.
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