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    For reasons Wade doesn't quite understand, Spider-Man has taken a liking to him, which is wonderful because he's been smitten with Spidey since he first saw him... except Wade is Wade and Spidey must be a little bit delusional to want to be around him.

    That's alright though, Wade hasn't been sane for a long time either and he's not about to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.

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    Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    "I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."

    Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."

    "He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."

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    A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression

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    10 May 2026

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    Deadpool walked up and read over the same jars. Then he picked up a clipboard that had been hung up on the side of the shelf. "'Electricity experiment conduction on tegenaria domestica proved successful, frying the body from the inside—' What the fuck?"

    "Your employer. He's experimenting on spiders," Spider-Man said, his voice coming out weak.

    Deadpool turned his head to look at him silently.

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    07 May 2026

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    Peter and Wade have a very brief body-swap that leaves Peter reeling with what he felt in Wade's body - and what Wade clearly felt in his. Peter decides it's time someone took Wade's pain seriously. What use is being a scientist if you can't help your violent mercenary bro?

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    05 May 2026

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    “You can’t die,” Peter says, like the idiot that he is. “I mean, you die all the time and come back from it. That’s even more fucked up.”

    “Keep your eyes peeled for my autobiography, Spidey. New York Times bestselling author Wade Wilson presents: Even More Fucked Up, the story of a Merc with a Mouth and a Dream and a Whole Lot of Guns.”

    “I’d definitely read the Wikipedia summary, at least.”

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    Eight meetings between Spider-Man and Deadpool, in alleyways and on rooftops and in warehouses.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    "“We could go back to my place if you want, I’ll take you to my nicest safehouse. It’s got a jacuzzi tub and I’ve got plenty of soaps you could use, it’ll be just like a spa day, or night. I’ll order Chinese food too since we’re out of tacos!” Deadpool explains.

    Peter hums softly. They’ve hung out plenty of times at Deadpool’s many apartments, in fact they often do so after they patrol together. They haven’t seen much of each other recently though, Deadpool had been out of town on a job and Peter had obviously been busy trying to keep the city from falling apart since none of the other super heroes wanted to help."

    Or Wade giving Peter some very deserved TLC!

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    17 Apr 2026

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    wade takes ellie to the zoo. they find a spider.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    5 times Deadpool think's Spiderman is wasting his time cleaning Wade's wounds and 1 time where he finally understands.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Peter had a tendency to put up walls to isolate himself; even as Spider-Man, he could only suffer through so much death and destruction. It was precautionary, really, and those he'd pushed away would thank him were they aware of the circumstances. Of course, Deadpool had his own tendencies, one of which was to break down said walls (fourth ones included). As grating as it was, a small sliver of Peter hoped the mercenary would be able to succeed.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Wade had so much, both inside and outside of him, that Peter was still discovering new things, new details, new particulars he had never seen before.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Wade pauses mid-sentence, catching Peter’s gaze. There’s something in the way Peter’s looking at him, something warm, like he’s memorizing every inch of Wade’s face. It's not the first time he's noticed, but it feels heavier now. A different kind of weight.

    { Soft. }

    When did this happen? When did they go from just patrol buddies, just two idiots in masks, to this? Wade’s eyes flick to the TV, but his thoughts don’t follow. What is this, anyway? Best friends? Shower buddies?

    Peter saved his life once, when they met for the first time. Wade’s died a hundred times, and none of them ever mattered as much as that one time Peter showed up. Why? And why does his dying affect Peter so much, when he knows he’ll just wake right back up? Why does Peter look at him like Wade’s the one thing in the world he can’t afford to lose?

    Would he do anything for Peter? The answer comes without hesitation: yes. Anything. Wade would go anywhere, fight anyone, break anything, and he wouldn’t even ask why. Why does this nerd in red and blue spandex make him feel like this? He’s Deadpool.

    Peter’s eyes flick back up to Wade’s face, and Wade’s brain short-circuits for a second.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    “What makes you such an expert?” Peter challenged.

    “Oh, trust me, baby boy. I can read you like a book. It’s like I’m crawling through that cute nerdy brain of yours, plunging inside of you—“

    “Wade,” Peter warned.

    “Inside of your mind. You didn’t let me finish.”

     

    Or Peter submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known and Wade shares his (alleged) expertise with Spidey impersonators.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “That’s my name,” Spidey — Peter — says, and the asshole doesn’t even give Wade a chance to take in the information before he brings a hand up to his face and tugs off his mask.

    [Holy shit.]

    {Holy shit.}

    “Holy shit.”

    A long-needed conversation.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Peter nearly jumped out of his skin as soon as they made eye-contact, and would've propelled himself onto the safety of ceiling if not for the 210 pounds of anti-hero in his arms. He did tense up, and it took a long, terrifying moment before he squinted at the shadowed figure and leaned forward.

    "Shiklah?" He whispered, "Is that you? What are you doing in my apartment?"

    To be honest, he's not sure why she's so angry in the first place. Until the man in his arms shifted and it hit him.

    He's currently in bed. With her ex-husband. Naked.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”

    Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.

    “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.

    Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    “Deadpool. He’s an insane, ruthless mercenary who doesn’t care about anything other than money. He travels wherever his contracts are, and he will kill anyone and do anything to get the job done.”
    Peter almost wants to laugh and comment, since Tony has a lot of moments where he’s only cared about money, but he’s too preoccupied learning about a killer in his city. A killer for hire that he wasn’t aware of. Until now.

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    In which Peter Parker learns the truth about Wade Wilson after the Avengers make him believe the man is a ruthless killer. Turns out they're pretty compatible, but the Avengers don't give a shit about chemistry.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.

    Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    When Lance and Allura break up, it’s quiet. Keith doesn’t understand why that bothers him so much. OR: After a kinder, gentler season eight, Keith and Lance go on a road trip, and Keith doesn’t have any reference points for the ways he starting to feel.

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    10 Apr 2025

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