Too_Salty
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Thirty, Flirty & Thriving by Too_Salty
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jul 2026
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And then Lan Zhan is before him. Looking as pretty as ever, only somehow even more so now.
He’s older, of course. More mature. More at ease, somehow. Still upright, but not quite as rigid as he used to be.
He’s so handsome. If Wei Ying weren’t still hung up on the fact that he has a son, he would be losing his mind a little over how handsome he is.
(Or, the 13 Going on 30 AU you never knew you wanted.)
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and the universe said i love you by Too_Salty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jun 2026
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“Do you still want this?” Aziraphale asks, running his thumb over the kiss-red temptation of his mouth.
Crowley’s throat shifts. His voice is rough when he says, “I never didn’t want it, angel.”
After their human life, Aziraphale and Crowley wake back up in the bookshop. This time, they make a different choice.
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Golden Delicious by Too_Salty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2024
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Crowley, duke of the underworld, is rather perplexed to find the angel of harvest and fruitfulness wandering into his realm. He’s even more perplexed when he returns.
As their connection grows, so does the flora of the underworld. But their duties to their respective realms are keeping them apart… unless, of course, a wily serpent were to take the angel in a totally-against-his-will and definitely-not-staged abduction.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Just this once by Too_Salty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Aug 2024
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Life is a series of firsts, even for an angel. For Aziraphale in the 1450s, this includes being a woman, having a presumed husband of a rather demonic nature, and taking part in the Arrangement.
Just this once, of course.
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the romance of it all by Too_Salty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2024
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“You… you’re writing romances.”
“Yes.”
“As in love stories. Stories… about love.”
“That is what’s generally understood as a romance, yes.”
“Right. Right, right, right.” Crowley purses his lips, making an undefinable sound in his throat. Aziraphale really wishes he could see his eyes. "What, uh. What's brought this on, then?"
Aziraphale starts writing romances. They are all about Crowley. (He is not aware of this fact.) Crowley, who is incidentally getting into novels for the first time, is about to have an aneurysm.
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Breathing by Too_Salty
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 May 2015
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Bilbo and Thorin meet at Erebor University. This is the story of how they fall in love, and how they spend their lives together.
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Sometimes families form in the most unlikely places.
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