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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Edward Teach grew up in a house where weakness was punished, where safety didn't exist and trust was broken from the time he understood the monster his father was. He'd risen above it, grown stronger, found his footing as an adult, but the scars of the past remained as his own body rebelled against him. He doesn't go into heat. He doesn't show his tail and ears. He doesn't trust easily or deeply. And he's always been okay with that, never had an issue with his life...until he met Stede Bonnet.

    The alpha swans into Ed's life by mistake after a failed attempt to humiliate him by a pair of assholes and Ed finds himself caught up in a whirlpool with an alpha that gleefully presents his ears and tail over a good cup of tea or a fine fabric. Who seems to love Ed even with his prickly distrust and broken pieces.

    The problem is... Ed is pretty sure he's too fucking broken for someone like Stede, and he has no idea what to do with the instincts that begin to awaken.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Edward Teach is fed up with his job as a concert pianist. He’s over having to play the same classical pieces over and over again to polite applause. When he walks into The Lighthouse, a newly opened queer bar, and spots a grand piano in it, he figures he might have found something new and exciting, and he gladly takes the new job the bar owner, Stede Bonnet, offers him. Maybe this bar (and Stede) can be the way out of his slump?

    A 2026 OFMD Reverse Big Bang collab between FPwoper (words) and Opal_autumn (art).

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    01 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    This is a collection of essays looking at the representation of Scots and Scotland in the media. It will look at the most iconic archetypes (and/or cliches) and their origins, as well as the history and culture that shaped them.

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    A Ouizzy Pride & Prejudice AU

    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an unmated alpha in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an omega, but no one ever stopped to consider whether an unmated omega must in turn be in want of an alpha.

    Frenchie is grateful for the position granted to him at Bonnet House. He’s found security and friendship, which are hard to find as an unmarried omega with no family. He wants to keep Bonnet House safe, but that safety is threatened when Stede falls for Edward Teach, a self-made alpha new to the neighborhood. He brings his friend Izzy Hands along with him, who Frenchie finds to be the most aggravating man he has ever met.

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Stede Bonnet is having a stressful time with family. A walk should help him clear his mind…

    Cross-posting from Bluesky.

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    11 Jun 2026