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After the events of Season 2, Alastor decides to bring Vox his headless body out of the goodness of his heart. He definitely does not have any ulterior motives and he certainly isn't trying to purposefully antagonize the Media Demon.
This tale of obsession, lust, and devotion contains more heart than it should have any right to.
And it all begins with a Love Potion in a Can.
It's sweet. It’s funny. It’s ridiculously smutty. Tune in for some toxic Radiostatic fuckery!
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There’s an old bar in Pentagram City that never upgraded, no wall-to-wall screens, no neon sponsorships, no VoxTek branding. Just dust, jazz, and a radio that always seems to hum a little louder when Alastor walks in.
Vox tells himself he’s only there for the nostalgia.
Alastor gets drunk enough to prove him wrong.OR drunk Alastor lets Vox touch his ears (and they're quite sensitive)
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“Oh my God, look who finally decided to pick up! I didn't know you were so busy,” Vincent drawled in a mocking tone as he continued, “You better have a good fucking excuse or you'll see what I'll do to you the next time I see you.”
And when there was no response, only silence, Vincent felt himself losing it.
“So you're gonna keep silent like some idiot?”
Again, no response.
He snorted, “Fine, suit yourself, then! It's not like you ever were anything other than an idiot, after all. Why am I even putting up with you is a fucking mystery in itself. I can't wait to find someone way smarter to replace you. I’ll do it in a fucking jiffy, I promise you this.”
More silence.
Vincent started thinking that maybe, just maybe something was wrong.
But before he could even slightly furrow his brows in concern, he heard a way too calm voice that in no way belonged to his assistant;
“What did you just say to me?”
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Or: Alastor pays Vincent visit at work after a small misunderstanding. -
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Just seeing the hoofs had made Vox's night, and being allowed to touch them might make his whole damn decade.
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Alastor gets revenge for the cuck chair incident – causing heavy hitting psychological damage directed towards the tv headed sinner