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    Penny Parker feels the Avengers and the Accords closing in on her even when she’s not wearing the Spider-Man suit, so she lawyers up in advance.

    It’s just her luck that the Avengers are convinced they can lure in the notoriously evasive Spider-Man by using his photographer girlfriend as bait.

    Nelson & Murdock (and, from afar, Deadpool) object to that.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.

    Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.

    Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    For an orphan like Naruto, who grew up craving family more than ramen, discovering she had a cousin felt like winning the lottery. Sure, Nanami wasn’t anything like her—quiet, serious, allergic to fun—but hey, they were both blond, so that totally counted.

    Tracking him down in Japan had been a mission worthy of an S-rank, made possible only thanks to Jiraiya’s weird contacts.

    They kept in touch afterwards.

    But the moment the news arrived: Nanami’s best friend Haibara was gone — Naruto understood. So she left to be by her cousin’s side.

    She thought she’d stay for a week. Maybe two.
    Help him from breaking down.
    …She never left.

    Turns out, peaceful mornings, warm dinners, and teasing a very grumpy Nanami were dangerously addictive. And somehow her life exploded into:

    • a cousin who pretended not to cry when she made breakfast
    • one “accidentally” adopted baby
    • two kids they somehow ended up with
    • Gojo Satoru, who showed up once, fell in love at first sight, flirted twice, and apparently moved in permanently

    One morning Naruto realized: she had a family. A loud, chaotic, ridiculous, wonderful family and more precious people than she ever dared dream of.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Satoru Gojo accepted death with the serenity of someone who had given his all. But in his final moments, a trivial question crossed his mind: What would Naruto, the heroine of my favorite manga, do in my place?

    He just didn’t expect the universe to answer so literally

    Reborn in the world of Naruto as Hatake Kakashi’s younger brother should have been a dream — but for Satoru, it’s a strategic mission

    Born eight years before the great protagonist comes into the world, he has a clear goal: prepare the ground, clear the path of suitors...

    The problem? The ninja world isn’t making it easy. Nanami reincarnated as Naruto’s uncle and swore to protect her from Satoru’s bad influence. Geto is now a Nara who just wants peace, but always ends up dragged into his ex-best friend’s chaos. And Sukuna? Well, the King of Curses is now Sakura’s brother and lives to sabotage Satoru’s romantic plans — just for the pleasure of watching the world burn

    Caught between being called a pervert by Kakashi, monitored by an outraged Jiraiya, and restrained by a relentless Nanami, Satoru has to prove that his fanboy obsession is, in fact, true love

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Voldemort hadn't been able to kill her countless times, nor had her relatives who had tried to get rid of her both passively and actively. The Cerberus, the Basilisk, the Acromantulas, the dragon, the Inferi, Nagini… None of them had been capable. She had been killed by a simple marble staircase. Contrary to what she might have speculated, she didn't encounter anyone on the other side of the mystical veil where all living mortals, for some reason, thought someone awaited them once they died.

    Being revived in a new dimension, after all she had experienced in her 120 years of life as a witch, didn't surprise her too much. Realizing she had a twin brother and that she was in a ninja village was something very different. Fortunately, she was unshakable. The only thing she could do was live her new life, take care of her brother, and excel as a ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village.

    After all, who was she to say no to this new opportunity from fate?

    Translation to Portuguese by SofiaVasconcelos418: www.wattpad.com/1456061070-harriet-potter-e-a-escada-que-a-matou-cap%C3%ADtulo-01

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    17 Aug 2024

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