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    Susie,” Kris’s voice deadpans from the other end of the line, “if you don’t call me back in five minutes, I’m killing myself.”

    Noelle stares.

    Susie coughs. “They, uh. They don’t mean that.”

    Susie makes her first friend. Somehow, they're even more insane than she is.

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    Hero sets everyone in the polywagon up on one-on-one dates so they can connect to each other and save their marriage.

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    “Nicholas where are you?” Grant says. He gets up from the counter and wobbles. He’s wrong shaped. He doesn’t quite know how to explain it until he looks down and sees Nicky’s pajama pants and Nicky’s tan chest where his body should be. Grant’s panic spikes to the ceiling. What the f**k? What the f**k!? What the f**k. He’s two layers of wrong and he doesn't like any of it.

    “Nicholas, where are you?” Grant asks again. He’s scared that he already knows the answer.

    “Right where I always am,” Nicholas says, his voice shakes only a little behind the irritation. ”What are you doing here?”

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    After an accident during a mission the Kiddads wake up in each other's bodies. Chaos ensues as they try to take care of each others bodies and get back where they belong.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    "I’m going to need you to suspend any disbelief for this, alright?”

    Tango and Zedaph's adventures in knowing, not knowing, and getting lost somewhere else.

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    "Xelqua was running.
    He had to run, run, run.
    He needed to get away as fast as he could so they wouldn’t find him.
    He needed to go somewhere that was hard to get to.
    A whitelisted server, a small one, far away."

    Running away from Watchers, Xelqua ends up on a weird small server where he gets mistaken for Grian, a player he had never heard of before. But there is something wrong with this server as it’s filled with many extinct, presumably bloodthirsty creatures - that are all incredibly nice.
    Xelqua takes the opportunity and tries to pretend to be their friend, not wanting to be discovered.

    Watchers have no idea what they had done.


    I don’t know how to write summaries.

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    20 Nov 2022

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