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    "If this is madness, then I was never sane."

    You’re the Uchiha’s best-kept secret.
    Now that the truth is out, everyone thinks they know what to do with you.
    The clan says control. The village says results.
    And someone in the dark just says, “Mine.”
    The men assigned to guard you?
    They’re really bad at their job.

    ────•⋅⊰༻♥༺⊱⋅•────

    This is a story for slow-burn addicts who want to watch emotionally constipated men get wrecked.

    It has lots of philosophical and psychological analysis (I like to pretend to be one of those tortured artist types).

    Somewhat of a reverse harem where the men have sharingans and are trying to outdo each other for your heart. Character-driven, but dick-motivated. Can’t help myself, simping is my ninja way.

    And yes, we’re gonna fuck a lot of people. But because we’re hopeless romantics, every fuck will make sense. It’ll be emotionally earned and character consistent. None of that “Itachi lets me sit on his face on the third date” shit.

    Anyway, hopefully you’ll fall in love with some dangerous men who would do anything for you. <3

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “You’re not her type,” Shisui mutters.

    “Oh? What’s her type then?”

    “Breathing, with at least one bad decision in progress,” you deadpan.

    Genma laughs, eyes flicking to yours. “That so? Good news. I’m a walking crisis.”

    Shisui groans under his breath. “Gen…”

    Genma grins at you sideways. “Relax. I’m just messing with him. Watching the man short-circuit is the highlight of my week.”

    You cross your arms and lean back, unbothered. “It’s fine. He’s been trying to protect me from guys like you for years.”

    Shisui makes a noise. “Because it’s literally my job.”

    You glance at him over your cup. “Which is adorable, considering you are one of those guys.”

    Genma chokes on his drink. Hayate coughs into his tea.

    Gai slams the table, beaming. “A youthful twist of fate! The defender becomes the danger!”

    Shisui leans back in his seat, squinting at the ceiling like he’s having an existential moment.

    You pat his arm. “Don’t worry. You’re doing great.”

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    When Lee and Tenten are called away on an unexpected mission, Gaara and Neji are left to fend for themselves with the kids. But even the bonding experience that is spit-up and dirty diapers may not be enough to help them get over their mutual dislike of one another.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Tenten kisses each of the girls noisily, and Neji patiently waits his turn like a good husband for his loud smack on the cheek. Lee cries, predictably, scooping both his sons and husband into a geometrically improbable group hug. He’s not an old hand at being away from his kids like his former teammates are, but even if he were, he’d still activate the waterworks. It takes Tenten tapping her foot and threateningly spinning a kunai on one finger before he finally deigns to leave.

    The moment the door slams behind them, Neji turns to Gaara.

    “Well,” he says. “Now what?”

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    Something inside him shifts. The hope that sustained him for years—the quiet certainty that someday, somehow, he’d find his way back to you again—dims.

    Because now, you’re a Duchess—to the most respected and honoured house of the entire Kingdom.

    And he’s a junior law clerk, heir to a Viscountcy the ton would rather forget.

    And Itachi knows, with startling certainty, that the world has very clear ideas of what that means.

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    You're the season's most eligible duchess. He's the boy who loved you first.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Tenten is turning twenty-five. As a shinobi, it’s a blessing to live that long. Two of her best friends have very different ideas about how to celebrate this milestone.

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    Neji’s voice remained neutral even as his irritation grew. “You went to Lee first?”

    “Neji, c’mon,” Ino said with a dry chuckle, “retirement has not made you more welcoming. If you had to pick someone to talk to first, would you really choose the brooding, silent war hero from a prestigious clan, or the fun guy with great vibes who wears a colorful jumpsuit?"

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    03 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    After surviving everything, Neji and Tenten finally have the peace they deserve.

    This is a series of standalone side stories set in the For As Long As You Stay universe. Timelines and themes will jump around, exploring the fluffy and sometimes emotional moments of their new life as a family of three.

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    29 Jun 2026