Thejollywizard
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Another day grasping for money, another opportunity to earn big.
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Rhaenyra and Laenor both knew the backlash that would undoubtedly occur should they not have a trueborn heir of their own, likely courtesy of the Hightowers. So they get...creative. Harwin very much enjoys laughing at both of them.
(A cup and funnel, a turkey baster, they'd tried it all. Things finally worked out when Harwin offered to help them. Jacaerys is born with silver-blond hair and the same lilac eyes as his mother.
Alicent...still has feelings about Rhaenyra's sons that most certainly do not stem from jealousy, thank you very much.)
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03 Jul 2026
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Nothing better than a Replica of your Mate's Sex Organs by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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What he didn't understand was the object placed into his open palm - a "parting gift" from Rocky. Completely unnecessary and dramatic, and the object was also baffling in its existence.
On his hand was Rocky's sac.
Or: Rocky gives Grace a fleshlight in the shape of his reproductive organs, and Grace uses it while crying.
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- Part 3 of Pervert Rocky's beautiful life
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01 Jul 2026
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Adrian and the Exploration of Eridian-Human relationships by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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“What? What? What?” Grace stared at Rocky, eyes wide, before a hand flew to his face, fingers pinching at the bridge of his nose. “Sorry, what?”
“Adrian is loving mate,” Rocky hummed. “Adrian curious about you.”
Or: Adrian courting Grace (and it goes very well very quickly)
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- Part 2 of Pervert Rocky's beautiful life
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01 Jul 2026
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No Qualms With You by aveilla
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
03 Apr 2026
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One kiss at the beginning of the day, another one at its end. One to make clear all is well in the morning; another to make certain there were no new qualms by eve.
The advice his good sister gave proved sufficient to make his and Daella's days easier, but made the qualms that laid in himself all the more evident. At nights with his wife, Vaegon faces it far more poignantly.
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- Part 3 of Vaegon/Daella Brainrot and Requests
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01 Jul 2026
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"Yes," Adrian interrupts. Rocky lets out a musical sort of laugh at how easily the blue Eridian brushes Ryland off. "I've read plenty about it on your thinking machine." Adrian taps his fingers on the floor below, like a nervous tic. "I have come up with the most optimal solution."
"Lay it on me, big guy," Grace grins. He's decidedly ignoring the dull ache beginning to build behind his navel.
"You should orgasm at least five or six times."
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30 Jun 2026