4 Works by The_Third_Iteration
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Down bad for the grafted lord by The_Third_Iteration for reddit
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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"I am become jar, container of Godrick's fluids"
Prompt from reddit: write the most degenerate, down bad text about a fromsoftware character.
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It's so hard to get out of bed when you're cuddling with a 9-armed demigod
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I said slay the lords not lay the lords by The_Third_Iteration
Fandoms: Dark Souls (Video Games), Dark Souls III
21 Jun 2021
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"You must slay the Lords of Cinders to return them to their thrones"
"got it, lay the lords of cinder to return to their throbs"
"no, I said-"
And so it is that ash seeketh boners.
P.S. the ashen one has no idea what a lord of cinder is
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A Follower of Farron's loyalty by The_Third_Iteration
Fandoms: Dark Souls (Video Games), Dark Souls III
30 May 2021
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The Undead Legion goes to link the first flame.
You, a follower of Farron, came to the kiln ready to burn with them.