The_Lizard_Wizard
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And Say the Animal Responded? by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
27 Aug 2024
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The god of all creation and mastermind behind all intelligent life has a brilliant plan to solve it’s issue: The hero’s journey.
A long established tradition, the intrepid young man or woman would set out and overcome unfathomable odds, make life-long friends and improve themselves and the world around them as a result.
Since it is a bit short-staffed at the moment, the sole progenitor of all that is and ever will be decides to outsource its heroism to another dimension.
The 15-year-old kicking and screaming about being kidnapped is perfect, after all- refusal of the call is the first step in a hero’s journey.
(15-year-old Akari from our world is going on a Pokemon journey whether or not it kills her, as decreed by god)
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Thrice-Born by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Jul 2024
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Most people are born once, if they're lucky. Twice, if they have unfinished buisness. But never thrice.
Link, hero and champion of Hyrule, awakens irreversibly changed in a manner bordering on titular. His journey as the only Zonai in the world will be exacerbated by the complete lack of recognition in the eyes of people he held so dear, a fate I pray you, gentle reader, never have to experience.
(Or: the Zonai Link fic I couldn't find and therefore had to make)
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Damian hasn't seen his brothers in months or weeks or however long he's been at the mercy of the Justice League. Ever since the other Batman came and undid the immutable truths of his universe by killing his father (his own counterpart) and taking his brothers with him.
Then, his name still clarifying the horror he was in for, the Dark Knight approaches, intent on him and his taking Damian for their own.
(Damian is rescued after weeks of a hell of Batmans own making, but this process is not easy nor is it swift)
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"He'll likely be stuck in there all weekend with it being the holiday."
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Jesse's harrowing experience in ICE custody.
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16 Jun 2026
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Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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16 Jun 2026
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Now Trending: My Mate and the Human They Didn't Want by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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It's not jealousy. Adrian is adamant about that. They are actually insisting that it’s not any emotion at all. Not even dislike. They are simply completely uninterested in anything that concerns “the human”.
Rocky believes them. Adrian has always been the level-headed one out of the two of them. They are too logical to be jealous. They acknowledge that Grace and Rocky have a special bond after everything they went through together and also understand that none of that will ever pose a threat to their relationship.
Neither are they heartless or ungrateful. They know that Grace is the only reason that Rocky is back at all, the only reason their star has stopped dying. Adrian has told Rocky again and again that they are grateful and happy and wish the alien no ill will. They even helped with the construction of the biodome.
And yet they have no desire to get to know Grace.
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You know those videos where the dad is like "You may keep the cat but I will have nothing to do with it" and a few days later they are smothering the kitty with cuddles and love?
Adrian never stood a chance.
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14 Jun 2026
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In the show ER, there's an episode where John Carter reveals to his coworkers that he lost his virginity at eleven to a housemaid in her twenties. I took that prompt, put Langdon in his place, and brought in a few friends to react with the appropriate amount of horror upon hearing that.
Plus, a conversation between him and Santos, talking about what happened to both of them respectively, and the terror of being known by your sort of friend.
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14 Jun 2026
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Sung From the Ashes by TGP
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2024
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Things go decidedly worse in the water prison as everyone underestimates just how much Lao Gongzhu hates Shen Qingqiu. Now Shen Yuan has to figure out how to live in the aftermath of his experiences while Luo Binghe finds more and more ways to self-destruct.
They'll meet in the middle someday if Gongyi Xiao has anything to say on the matter.
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11 Jun 2026