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The night of the 2008 Grammy Awards continues with out favourite robo-duo playing at the afterparty.
Rihanna has the hots for Thomas, apparently.
Guy-Manuel has a heart to heart with Lady Gaga behind a dumpster.
Many cigarettes are smoked, many words exchanged.
And the night is still young...Continuation of the "Completely Funked Up" narrative, but works as a standalone fic as well.
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- Part 2 of Do Robots Dream in Technicolor?
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The Daft Punk perform with Kanye West at the 2008 Grammy Awards.
Thomas is nervous, but quite in his right mind.
Guy-Manuel, on the other hand, is drunk.The "true" story behind the 2008 Grammys.:)
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- Part 1 of Do Robots Dream in Technicolor?
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In the desert wasteland, a fool and a thief meet.
In the desert citadel, an empress is in need of an assistance.
On an ocean shore, a group of dreamers is waiting for a wake-up call.Road trip, anyone?
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I´d Like to Screw You (The Screwsong for Charles) by The_Colonel
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
04 Dec 2014
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This is a one-shot, although set in the same storyline as "The Lion Will Not Sleep Tonight". It may, or may not actually take place sometime during the unfolding of the longer fic´s plot. I´m not sure, yet. :)
Obviously, it helps if you know the context, but it can be read as a standalone work.
All you need to know is that Erik is a (were)lion, Charles is very angry with him and Raven decides to help.
Oh, and yes, I took a liberty with one of The Beatles songs ("I´m Looking Through You") and rewrote the lyrics The_Colonel style.
I´m going to Hell for this...Series
- Part 2 of The Circus Freaks
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The Lion Will Not Sleep Tonight by The_Colonel
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
03 Dec 2014
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Erik is a (were)lion hell bent on revenge, Charles is a friendly lion tamer who just wants to help.
Need I say more?
Oh yes, there will be porn in later chapters. Beware. There be monsters. (sic inside Erik´s trousers)Series
- Part 1 of The Circus Freaks
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By the time smoke floods the Emergency Department and the fire alarms start going off, Jack Abbot isn’t there at all.
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24 Jun 2026
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The next fifteen hours
(now complete!)
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19 Jun 2026
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Robby's elderly neighbours are far more robust than he gives them credit for.
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18 Jun 2026
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For a man with a name as long as his, it is a strange but true fact that Michael ‘Robby’ Robinavitch didn't actually have a nickname until he was six years old.
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Robby has always been a man of many names.
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18 Jun 2026
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Robby shifted the takeout bag to his left hand as he unlocked the door to Jack's condo, then walked in. He started to call out—
A moan stopped him short. He zeroed in on the black leather couch, spotting a naked woman riding an equally naked Jack, flat on his back, his hands obscene on her hips as he pulled her down onto him.
No, not just a naked woman. A naked Emery Walsh.
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16 Jun 2026