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    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    your children have killed me. killed me dead.

    @ShaneHollander24✔️
    Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
    *our

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.

    @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
    Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. 

    (snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)

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    Roz
    We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active

    Hazy
    I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO

    Shane
    @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?

    Shane
    That’s not that much, is it?

    Dykstra
    I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????

    Shane
    How often is normal?

    Roz
    Shut up

    Roz
    Everyone is banned from speaking

    Roz
    No more talking

    (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)

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    @shaneholender
    imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline

    @therealilyarozanov
    Responding to @shaneholender
    1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours
    2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first

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    Harris (Chiron’s papa)
    Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!!
     

    (10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)

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    Down at the very bottom of his notifications, Ilya sees a message from Marley. He opens it, and it turns out it's not even a real message. It's just a lot of question marks. Like a lot of them.

     

    Or Ilya and Marley talk post-outing.

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    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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