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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Ilya: you work with water snakes

    Shane: They’re ray finned fish actually
    Shane: Not reptiles at all
    Shane: Even aquatic snakes have lungs so they must surface to breathe but eels have gills so no need

    Ilya: okay

    Shane: Sorry I know it’s boring

    Ilya: no is okay

     

    or, hockey player Ilya accidentally texts marine biologist Shane and can't seem to stop

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    04 Jul 2026

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    The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.

    Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?

    Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.


    @insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?

    @insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund

    @preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.

    “What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”

    “No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”

    He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.

    “Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”

    (shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Earth shifts at the end of Autumn. When the afternoon light slants through the last of the falling leaves and fades before dinner and the squirrels run through deep piles of forest detritus to bury the last of their stores, the biting wind sweeps through to steal the last moments of warmth away for next Spring’s emergence. Shane can feel this change in the air. Winter’s arrival will be here before he knows it.

    Determined to remind the people of what was lost when the God of Winter took leave of the land, Shane sets about fixing up his temple to its former glory. If he is rewarded in the end, then that is just as well.

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    28 Jun 2026