TheJet_Benny



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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    "The night is full of stars,
    and the stars, blue, shiver in the distance."
    Nakamura makes a rash decision and jumps.
    Hirose is forced to confront several truths he wanted to bury, as he watches his friend sleep in the hospital bed.
    "I can write the saddest verses of all tonight."

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    After the world nearly ended, Stone developed a habit of smoking whenever he missed Robotnik. Seven months later, even after Robotnik had returned to him alive and heavily wounded, it still wasn't enough to stop Stone’s smoking habit. Eventually, Robotnik finds out.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    It’s late in the first period when the news breaks.
    Shane stands. He’s not sure why, not at first, as he sweeps the ice, looking for blood or a mouthful of teeth or anything that would explain this sudden silence.
    Le Centre-Bell is never quiet.

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    Hayden's video leaks partway through the 2022 season, while Montréal is playing Ottawa. Shane trades himself to the opposing team.

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    Or: remember when Patrick Roy traded himself in the middle of a game? Shane can do that, too.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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