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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    When the absentee owner gets back into town, the top dancer at Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls Gone Wild has a few things to say…

    (for Peter Parker Bingo, "Sex Work AU", for MCU Kink Bingo, "Lapdance")

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    12 Apr 2022

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    Bambi is a stripper with an ass of gold.
    Wade is a big personality with a wallet to match.
    And Spider-Man? Spider-Man's just looking for a friend.

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    A soft Spideypool stripper AU, because we deserve nice things in this life.

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    10 Apr 2022

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    Finding out where Spider-Man lived was an accident. Spying on him was maybe, possibly less of an accident. But hey, it's not Wade's fault the dude never closes his blinds!

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    29 May 2026

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    “Slow and steady,” Deadpool confirms, and he grabs Peter’s wrists and positions his thumbs over them. Peter watches them descend, holding his breath. Gloved fingers meet skin and Peter gasps, his wrists flexing in Deadpool’s grip as his body arches of its own volition. “Shit, it’s that painful?”

    “S’fine,” Peter slurs, his teeth gritted. “Just keep going.” And why does he say that? Why doesn’t he just tell Deadpool to stop, that he’ll do it himself even if it takes longer?

    Or: Spider-Man and Deadpool are trapped. Peter has a plan to escape, but it depends on the natural webbing he can make from his spinnerettes, which only produce silk when stimulated. Deadpool points out that Peter could produce twice as much if he just let him do the stimulating.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Dopinder fumed, determined to catch Spidey in a lie. "If you and DP have truly been bumping your uglies, you will obviously know his favored pair of underclothes."

    "Easy. MeUndies, the limited edition, glow-in-the-dark 'octopi in space' pattern."

    "Three times softer than cotton," Deadpool whispered, awed.

    (the "There Was Only One Uber" fake-relationship COVID-lockdown fic)

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    12 Jan 2023